Velcro USA

Back when I was in elementary school, one did not want to be sent to school in Velcro shoes. Wearing them indicated that you hadn’t mastered the art of shoe-​tying. Yet the sound of it attaching and dis-​attaching (is that even a word?) was awesome.
Today, that sound is still awesome. You can find Velcro practically everywhere and it’s just a matter of time when we’ll all sound like geezers telling children things like, «back in our day, we used to wear shoes with laces.»

Velcro rocks… I dont even know why kids learn to tie shoes, boom, velcro! You might say that tying shoes is an important step to learning to write in terms of fine motor skills development, I say velcro a treo to every kids shoulder and no need to write with a pencil at all. You got problems, I got velcro!
The only thing better then velco is velcro tape! OMFG, everything should be fastened by velcro tape… Its better then duct tape and super glue combined. At least 90 percent of home maintenance projects can easily be solved with velcro tape! Velcro Duct tape would be perfect.
Velcro todo list:
* Velcro pajamas… this is a big need. I wand pajamas with the hooks and then sheets of the loops… No more kids crawling into my bed to pee on me in the night. From there you pretty much loop their car seats, their bootser chairs, the walls…
* Velcro chopsticks… obvious
* Velcro TV remotes
* Velcro gloves — «son keep your hands to yourself»