Santa Clara County Fire Department

These poorly trained fire prevention zealots encouraged a non-​profit to remove all my ground cover and dense vegetation from my steep hillside property in an earthquake studies zone, totally oblivious to the fact fire danger must be balanced with mudslide and soil erosion danger on hillside properties near fault lines. Now I have major cracking on my inside and outside walls because there is no vegetation to absorb water runoff and it just goes under my house. The expanding and contracting very wet then very dry clay soil causes severe cracking. These people have ruined my house wals and my foundation is endangered.

Thanks for letting me drive aimlessly around your parking lot yesterday when I accidentally drove into it instead of the one next door, where I work.
I was zoning out whilst listening to The Smiths and fantasizing about being friends with Morrissey when I noticed the words «Santa Clara County» and just drove in. I failed to notice the word «Library» was nowhere on that sign, or that it looked nothing like the building where I work. It took me a good minute or so to figure out that I was totally lost and get out. Thankfully I don’t think any of my coworkers saw me drive sheepishly up to our building from yours.
But minus one star for no fire truck in the lot ! We’ve got TWO freakin’ bookmobiles, you know what we’re about ! Come next door and check them out (HA ! Library joke !).