Slammer

Absolutely one of my favorite spots for a crazy well deserved sesh !
Slammer is the definition of raunchiness.
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why are all the cool sex clubs made for men :(

I came here yesterday and it was Sunday.
The staff in the front desk is ok. Not too friendly, not rude. But you can tell that he is just doing his job.
So nice that staff gave me (50% off) since i am 18−25yo (Unlike other clubs similar to this that I have to tell that i am only my early 20s to have discount!). The staff viewed my ID then he automatically applied discount and tell me about that.
All people keeps their clothes on :((since it is just a sex club. Which is quite let down for me, but given that it is a sex club. I would say thumbs up.
Not that really clean place but fair enough.
The maze and rooms are pretty dark. At first, i almost cant see anything! but i stayed for around 2.5hours and i realized that it was just fine.
I choose the people who am i gonna have sex or be suck, but can’t find anyone or most of the time not a match. At first, I barely go to that glory hole area or see people in the room ready to get fucked, I can’t see not much there. I told myself «Oh well, I can’t get action here if i will be too picky!». I go in the glory hole area, and BAAAAAMM! I was sucked 4 times and it was good!
The patrons are quite on their early 30s, some are late 30s and up. Mixed of people, i don’t like large built-​type body like bears, i found a hot guy next to me in a gloryhole while he is getting sucked and i was also getting sucked. I found him hot although he has large built-​type.
After i get bored in the gloryhole area. I roam around and there’s alot of people inside one room. I push myself inside and the scene was hot! two or three guys there fucking around and ready to be get fucked by the people who wants to fuck! I never left that area, i found it very very hot! I touched the body of that guy that has tattoo on his back and he is sweating all over makes me want to give him a good rub! Saw a very good show, while that guy was being fucked, I was able to cum fast. But oh well, maybe i wont see him anytime soon. Next time maybe, i try to be bottom: D
Yes, i would say i would definitely comeback here.

definitely much better and more people than at The Zone !! i tried The Zone the day before: not many people, very young and no action. Slammer was perfect

Very true what every other review says, the place is run down.
You do hear the dogs from the kennel next door howling.
I don’t care if the guy at the front desk smiles or not, he’s not there to be friendly, he’s there to check you in as fast as possible to prevent lines from forming.
You can occasionally be surprised by someone standing in the shadows.
I saw a major screen star in a booth there taking it up the ass.
I never even heard a rumor he was gay, so I was more than surprised to see him bottoming.
I won’t say who he was, nor give you any hints, except to say he has a very masculine public image and he has a beard.

If you’re a princess, a queen or a fairy (not a Radical Faerie) then this may not be the place for you.
It’s dirty, gritty, smelly, man sex.
If you like clean, well lit locations with trendy interiors; janitors that swoop in when your condom wrapper hits the ground; or fresh towels, a shower and lavender face-​spritz on the way out then you’re s-​it out of luck here.
Men from all ages, all races and all shapes & sizes.
(Of course, most of the staff are easy going. There’s one that’s a judgemental c^nt but that’s for him to sort out).

Imagine my disappointment when I received the following message from one of my former Unilocal fans:
«I have decided to stop following you, because, frankly, you’ve lost your edge. You used to really push the envelope with your reviews. Now, it just seems like you’ve been ‘calling it in,’ like so many other Unilocalers.»
Ouch. Well, there IS some truth to the critique, so in an effort to keep myself relevant, I give you my review of Slammer in all its unadulterated glory.
Did someone say glory hole? No? Well, may I pretend as though you did? Excellent.
Although I came out of the gay closet while many of you were still in diapers, I have yet to come out as a total slut. (Well, except to a few of the hotter and gayer among you.)
And I am a total, proud slut. And Slammer is the perfect place to get your slut on. What is Slammer, you may ask? It’s a sex club. And how is a sex club different from a bathhouse?
Let me break it down for you uninitiated:
In a sex club, you roam about either totally clothed, or at the most shirtless. There are some mazes, public darkrooms and lockable broom closet-​sized rooms where one can suck, get sucked, or do whatever else one may want to do.
In a bathhouse, you roam about in nothing but a towel, and you can rent a room for EIGHT HOURS. Said room usually has a video screen that shows porn and has electrical outlets just in case none of the guys who are roaming about are as satisfying as your vibrator, which you are free to bring along in that Donna Karen manpurse of yours.
Alas, this is not San Francisco, where I hear tell that there are such places for our female and trans sisters and brothers, but Los Angeles has always been a bit conservative in comparison, unless you are fortunate enough to be under 20 and friends with a big name Hollywood producer, in which case, the world is truly your oyster until you turn 22, and/​or said Hollywood producer is indicted or releases a flop worthy of exile to the Virgin Islands. And not one of the fun Virgin Islands, but say, St. Thomas. Egads. But I digress.)
Slammer is one of the more gritty examples of the aforementioned sex clubs. This is where one can find all sorts of «rough trade» and an occasional twink who took a wrong turn on Santa Monica Blvd. and has probably not found his way out since 2012 thanks to a particularly strong dose of GHB (which, for the record, is absolutely forbidden in a place like this. Of course, so is «unsafe sex,» and well, let’s just say enforcement is somewhat problematic.)
I have had quite a bit of fun at Slammer. The howls from the next door kennel lends a certain souissant to one’s escapades. (At least, I hope it’s a kennel.)
Just be sure to do your thing before sunrise. If you think being caught when the lights come up during last call is tragic, for the love of all that is unholy, trust me when I tell you that you DO NOT want to be seen here when the rosy fingers of dawn begin to tingle your naughty bits.

When I lived in LA, I went to Slammer all the time and the place was full of hot men and always had a good time! I moved from LA back in 2011 and returned for the first time in 4 years just last week! I went to Slammer last Friday and it was such a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT!!! That place has really fallen! Was shocked that there is now really no parking except for their «valet parking» which isn’t really valet and you used to be able to park in the front for free! The Place is now full of nothing but Ugly Old Men, I am talking men in their 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. There were very few young guys and I didn’t see anyone there that came even close to being described as hot. What saddened me even more though is that 3 of the guys that were working there when I lived in LA are still there. Really guys??? is that the best you can do? working in a sex club? Think Better of yourselves, educate yourselves and get out of there.
I ended up leaving early and went to the Zone in West Hollywood where there were tons of Hot Guys, these guys looked like they came from the pages of GQ and Playgirl! I also saw some guys there that I used to know from Slammer so I guess they also were turned off by Slammer’s growing clientele of old men! Anyway, I had a great time at The Zone!
So the bottom line is, if you like ugly old men, Slammer is the Place, if you like young hot men, The Zone is the place.
I will never go back to Slammer!

Just went for Gym night on Tuesday with $ 3 off. Not a whole lot of gym types but was definite worthy after 9:30

It is very dirty inside. They need employees to pick up used condum and mop constantly rather than periodically. The crowd is not attractive by any means. I agree with the rudeness of bald employee. This place is perfect for having unsafe sex. Frankly the government should audit this cash only place and close the place down for spreading HIV. SF club monitors their guest and promotes only safe sex.

the hubby and I have gone a couple of time and have had lots of fun, what I find funny is all the bad mouthing about the man at the front desk with the nose ring, he’s a hoot, he’s been so nice to us and always very respectful. What people need to remember is that this is a place of fantasy not serious life, so if your going relax and just go with the flow.

The place needs better maintenance and upgrading.
It would be nice if everyone in Southern CA would pay the same entrance fee $ 20 instead of charging you an extra $ 5 for the privilege of being in a smelly, filthy place. I feel sorry for Los Angelinos that have to pay for a 5 month membership as well. The owners should think «Amusement Park» marketing. Every one with a CA driver’s lice or CA Id pays one rate, period.
I agree with others, music is too loud and too techno.
Lastly, I’m very surprised that the IRS has not audited them as it is a «CASH ONLY» place.

Great place once u r in, but the bald, nose pierced dude At reception makes this place a let down!

I decided to give this place another chance — and had a much better time. They’ve re-​done the space a bit and it’s a definite improvement. There’s a fantastic open ‘blowjob alley’ as well as numerous private booths with slings, gloryholes, etc.
It’s not quite as nice as The Zone, and generally more expensive here as well. I also don’t like that you have to pay $ 1.50 in quarters to use a locker if you want to store some clothes and valuables, and that you can’t get in and out of the locker (once you open it, you have to pay another $ 1.50 to lock it again).
The crowd, like anywhere, is hit or miss — but the crowd here seems more ready for action that at The Zone. Worth a visit.

slammer is a blast from the past of the 70’s & 80 sex clubs .
like mr. b’s ball room was in sfo. have been there 3 time & have always left with a smile on my face. have gotten 3 to 5 bj a night thank you boys lol. Friday is good but Saturday makes a man like a blind dog in a meat house.

This place is fun & sleazy!
I can’t go into too much detail without turning this review into an X-​Rated tour guide.
They have various public and private areas for play.
There are a total of 5 slings two of which are private. and a public water sports area.
They have on-​premises HIV/​STD testing, free condoms and lube.
The staff is very friendly and after a few visits they start to remember you and will chat if you’re in the mood.
The range of guys is mixed and sometimes there are way to many lookee-​loos but I have rarely left without having an amazing time.
There are discounts before 6p.m. on the weekends and on Tuesdays if you show a membership card to a gym or fitness club.
This place actually started out catering to the leather/​kink community (hence the slings and water sports area) but like every other place in Silver Lake it has become semi-​gentrified.
I wouldn’t dream of wearing my bare butt chaps there unless it was during a leather weekend in the area because leather can be a mite intimidating for the more vanilla crowd there.
That said, the vanilla guys can get pretty wild.