Sam’s Hofbrau

This place is awesome. Everyone is so friendly. The food is delicious. They have the best pizza In town & you can’t beat their $ 3 drink specials. This place is perfect for lunch

SAMs is one of the best places to have a couple of drinks watch sports. They have the best waitresses in town very polite. The best part about SAMs is the entertainment … I totally re omen SAMs …

Me and my friends really love this place. The majority of the dancers are very beautiful and aswome at dancings. They dj there is always spinning some good tunes. We just live the whole vibr of this place.

$ 20 cover.
nice girls. decent drink prices.

Came here with a few friends. They held the line until 12 just so they can charge people $ 20 to get in and it was not worth the cover charger. The girls did not have a body and it was not worth the $ 20 or the time in line. 1 star is to much.

Refused to let us in club because they say we were drinking in the car in front of the club. A guy named Josh refused to get the manager. If you’re in your personal car, there is no reason to be denied any form of service based on what you do in your car. Funny thing is, we were in separate cars and no drinking was going on. Sad to say but this place is trash for that reason. Denied entry. Never had that happen in LA. I’m actually in awe.

I’m from the south (Atlanta) to be exact, so I appreciated the atmosphere, the girls were curvy too. Customer service for women (me) was meh.

ghetto ass strip club.
don’t ask me why i came here.
my experience and all you need to know:
1) red-​lit club with a full bar is like a BET after dark video and charges a ridiculous $ 20 cover even if you get there an hour before closing. fire hazard standing room only crowded.
2) «private,» fully-​clothed lap dance interrupted by other strippers to cat fight amongst 3 girls. pool balls used as weapons (hell hath no fury like some ratchet ass strippers)
3) phone stolen in the brawl
4) asshole management DGAF. denied, denied, denied that the girls were their dancers and their problem. created unsafe environment.
5) you’ll probably get shanked or robbed here; general seediness
go down the street to spearmint instead even if there is no alcohol.

Listen, I think I lowkey love this place. It’s no KOD by any means but you will enjoy yourself.
I’m finding that a lot of these popular LA strip clubs are actually just in essence, twerk clubs. Sam’s is one of them. Literally my first steps inside the venue, this random man looks at me like he finds me attractive and then throws singles on me. I didn’t know whether to be flattered or offended. I just brushed off one of the dollars that landed on my chest, gave him the side eye and kept it moving.
The girls are pretty and they have ass (which is great) but I only saw one work the pole. Granted, all the women are on stage at the same time, so there’s technically not enough room for individual pole work. Even still, I love strippers so I got two lap dances when I went this first time on my birthday.
THE HIGHLIGHT:
Anytime a patron there decides to «make it rain» on stage. Literally all the women simultaneously stop whatever it is they’re doing, drop to their knees and start scrambling for dollars. I’ve never seen anything like that before. It’s funny, but it’s not… a sight to see nonetheless.
Sidenote: Toward the end, I spotted this beautiful girl with a perfect body and blonde hair. She was bomb. I didn’t get her name though.
I’ll be back.

The most beautiful women in Los Angeles and quite a large variety. Best A$$‘s you will ever lay your eyes on. They have a FUL bar and MENU and about 50 + goes working a night. The pizza, the wings, the cedar salads are all great. Just about anything on the menu bomb. Lap dances are 10 bucks and table dances are 20. Monday nights are the best nights (but its always busy day or night) to come but beware it gets PACKED ! Not sure what the cover charge is. But they have beer specials everyday for 3 bucks ! Can’t beat that. Great place to spend your lunch break. Spend a Friday night or bachelor party.

It would get a 5 star rating if DJ Marcelo and whoever the MC is would stop talking about jerk’n off and cumming in they’re pants. It a complete distraction and creepy as fuck … Take the microphones away from the cheap MC and Shitty DJ

Been here a few times «back in my stripper days» lol jk I’ve always wanted to say that. Anyhow, it’s been a while that I haven’t showed this ghetto place some loving. The last time I came in was on my friends bday and I got her a lap dance and let me tell you ladies and gentlemen I made it rain like Seattle, Washington. My friend was acting all innocent: «no Liz I don’t want a lap dance.» Minutes later she was smiling from ear to ear like the kool-​aid man. I realized that this place has better looking chicks than other clubs I’ve been to, it has predominantly Latinas. Very. Very few great looking ones but overall beer wasn’t too expensive and my friend had fun so there ya have it. It is located on Alameda street a real shady street but if you go in a group you should be good.

This was my first experience at a strip joint and it’s everything I imagined. The reviews here don’t lie when they say you literally feel like you’re in a rap video.
At least 15+ girls dancing on stage and 10+ circling. We even got table service… meaning we had the girls dancing on our table which was great. Money flying everywhere and I mean everywhere. It could actually use the term «making it rain» properly. I could not see the floor come 2 am.
All the girls are beautiful here. Idk if I went on a poppin night or what (contrary to some other reviews) but on Monday night the girls are FIIIOOOONE — a great variety of ethnicities, hair, height, bodies etc.
My only complaint is that I didn’t see one girl use the pole which would have really given this place 5 stars.
Other than that… great experience :)

I remember coming here last year October for my friends birthday. It was my first visit at a strip club and we all had a great time.
The people were all very professional, good looking and friendly. Well obviously, because money talks haha. No rain no dance.
It’s still kinda messy and the floor is just an entire carpet of bills you’re stepping on. The ATM machine is right at the door and somehow it was hard to find due to that huge mess inside, the darkness and just the entire arrangement of everything.

Ok so I went here for my sisters bachelorette second stop. As soon as we walked in we saw 20 women onstage all shaking their booths! It was a sight to see! Lol the vibes was great! Money was everywhere (and I mean everywhere, floors, chairs, stage) and I didn’t see one single person try to take anything. Every here is here for a great time and sight.
The girls here are beautiful! They have so many different types of bodies and backgrounds. They would have 10 – 15 girls onstage at once and then 15 minutes later or so they would yell over the mic to switch girls from the floor to the stage. I thought that was pretty cool.
I asked the DJ if I could get my sister onstage for a lap dance. They said it was $ 60 and to find 3 girls I liked and they would all dance on here at once. I gathered the money from our party and sought out to find the girls she liked. They made a big announcement, had all the girls leave the stage and called up the 3 girls we chose. My sister sat on a chair onstage and got the lap dance of a lifetime! Lol
This place is really great! There are tons of places to sit. It can get pretty crowded but never enough to where you can’t walk around. Security is everywhere too, so don’t fret! Gather your best peeps and head on over for some
Fun!

An ethnically diverse lineup of beautiful women. however, their nachos are horrifically sub-​par. The nachos at your local 7 – 11 would comparatively be considered top shelf.
…stay for the booty in your face. go somewhere else for your nacho fix.

Always heard about this place and finally checked it out a couple of weeks ago. I went for lunch just to check the vibe. Parking in the lot next to it is Valet and was $ 7! You can park in the street, but looking at the street, that’s a big NOPE.
Going thru the door and a black curtain you see a place that probably used to be a German beer haus and has stripper poles and a stage in the middle of it. They had a couple of girls during the day and they were OK. I did not get any dances since the booths were very small with mirrors behind them and anyone could just watch you have your fun. Kinda creepy and weird.
They had a lot of food specials for lunch and for $ 5 I got a decent plate of decent tasting hot wings and $ 3 for a coke.
Ultimately I ate my food and took off and headed over to another spot that I usually frequent. I heard SAMs gets pretty fun in the evenings and people have compared it to like being in a rap video with girls booty clapping and guys making it rain everywhere. Not my kind of fun, but to each their own.

Went here for my Bachelor party. This place gets really packed and things get a bit awkward as you squeeze your way through gauntlets of men as you make your way to the bar for another beer. How many boners did my butt brush against just to get another beer? I don’t know…
Might be best to avoid Friday and Saturday nights, I like naked girls better when theres not a sausage fest…

My favorite gentleman’s club! Love the girls here. Love the scene. It’s more like a club than it is a strip club. Fake asses all over the place and I love it! It’s fun to watch people in «raining“‘competitions seeing who can make it rain more than the next person.
The food… AMAZING. The pizza there is wow! So are the wings! Monday nights there is bottle service available which is cool. Other nights they serve drinks one at a time which I think is a great idea.
The dancers are all very fun as well as the cocktail waitresses! There are a couple managers there though that are not very friendly at all. Especially when you’re a good looking female. They seem very angry and I’ve heard plenty of stories about two managers from the girls that work there!
All in all I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Hmm I came here cause I was told they have an abundance of talent. Let me just say yes they do. $ 5 dollar cover on a wednesday nite sure why not.
The staff was very polite, very inviting, lets just say the area around the place is a little ghetto but besides that, majority of the entertainment was let just say well rounded. Co-​worker stated if you want to feel like your in a rap video definitely hit up this spot, he was not lying (hahaha evil smirk!!!), I’ve been to my share of gentlemen’s clubs not gonna lie, and what these folks offer lets just say have not seen anywhere else, unless of course the places in SF, Chicago and NY that I went to were all are the wrong places? I have heard he term making it rain, the nights we went there was no shortage or rain, where do these folks work I need to get a job there!!! If you can’t see the top of a table due to rain, or any of the floor due to rain let just say wow!!!
First time attendee’s are giddy, all smiles, semi shy, I can say this cause I was on the first day hahaha bout after a hour you kinda settle get in but still even after an hour they surprise you with more stuff if not someone familiar/​famous walks in and changes the whole vibe… nope no change in vibe all smiles from entertainers and attendees. More rain, starting to rain heavy, can’t see across the bar hahha and it’s not because i’m drunk haha, definitely genuine experience, anytime you are in this location or in LA with your boys come out and enter the fabled rap video hahaha you won’t be disappointed, don’t know how can you be with all the shaking going on, minus the umbrella you won’t need it the rain here is pleasant hahhaa
food did not sample but yes they serve food, fries, burgers, fish and chips
price depends on how much you want to spend
service ***** even patrons not participating look as if they have spent their paycheck from the smiles
ambiance ***** it rains yes but not what you think, so much shaking hahhaha

me gusta el alcohol