Relax Pub

I don’t know what to make of this place. They only serve beer and wine, and not much of that. What kind of «pub» serves bottled beer only? No taps. The domestic I ordered wasn’t even cold; they keep what beer they do have in one of those soft drink fridges with the glass doors. It seems a lot like its operating solely as a front for something. But other than as a front for the over-​priced thai food next door, I’m not sure what that could be.

RELAX my a**! Me and Regina P. went here last Saturday because we wanted something different to do and a band we knew were playing. Yes, there is a very, very small stage cramped in this place.
You can far from relax because first of all its in a bad neighborhood and there is only street parking. Hope and pray you find a spot close by because you don’t want to be doing much walking around out there.
It was being ran by a little Asian guy that also serves at the doorman and security. That was actually quite comical. Here’s this little Asian guy taking the cover charge at the door but he is also dressed in a security uniform. A security uniform? Reg Flag! Plus, this little place shouldn’t be charging a cover ($ 8!). Other points:
— it smelled of urine
–they only serve beer
–bad bad sound quality for bands to be playing
I kept picturing a scene out of a movie where a machine gun wielding, trenched coat dude would come barreling through the door taking everybody out.
2 mintues into it we contemplated begging the owner/​doorman/​security guy for our money back but we didn’t. We just called it a loss and headed to destination number 2.