Metamucil

Have you ever awoke and thought twice about taking a laxative and its needed relief?
The other day, I awoke thinking
«I can’t risk taking anything. With all the new crop rice coming in, I won’t be able to leave the floor.»
Once at work, my mind was elsewhere.
My mind was on myself and not on the product.
I was anything but a good manager. Sure,
I had an excuse –
but not the kind one likes to offer.
What to do what to do…
*dominant voice from nowhere but all around beams through*
Never put off until after work the laxative that you should take this morning!
By acting in a natural way,
attracting helpful liquid bulk to your intestinal tract;
Metamucial acts within the first hour
without any griping or discomfort.
It helps turn any sour stomach sweet again.
*flash to busy warehouse floor bustling with forklifts, trucks, and workers.
**smiling Rossi H. and warehousemen
«Thanks, Metamucial!»
*thumbs up given
**warehousemen in chorus with smiles
«Yeah, thanks Metamucial.»
*group laughter as camera fades
Metamucial, the keeping regular for the irregular.