KK Woody

This place CLOSED after a short month and is now called Sushi Express or something. I expect that the owners were way out of their league in starting this restaurant (given their blatant trademark infringement of donkey kong on their signage) and have either sold to new management or hired someone who knows what they’re doing to help them with their new venture.

On my way back from an urban hunt and gather mission to Big Lots, I decided to try them out. I asked the server what they are and the best explanation he could give me was «a flour tortilla with chocolate, strawberry, condensed milk or jam on it.» Then he pointed to a picture on the overhead menu that didn’t really explain it any better. It looked like an egg scramble, but where the egg was replaced by flour tortilla bits. He assured me it was good and I ordered one chocolate, one strawberry to go. Even though I told the guy what I wanted, it took a few minutes and a lot of yelling in Spanish for the checkout lady to come up and stare at me blankly as if I had never ordered. I then ordered again saying «One strawberry, one chocolate to go» at the end of which, she asked «to go?» «yes, to go.» I said. Then she relayed that back to the original guy I told my order to, but only after asking (in Spanish) if they even had chocolate one. I paid and the daft lady disappeared into the back just as fast as she came. I guess they have a few communication and operation kinks to work out. I brought them home and made Cy try them with me. They’re like overly doughy, but overcooked or old flour tortillas with garbage toppings. The «strawberry» one had no strawberries, but the cheapest jelly you can buy, and the chocolate one was probably covered with cheap chocolate byproduct. Either way, I want my money back. They should have spent more money on the food and ingredients and not on their signs and decorations.