Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Hollywood Ward

Your organization is not welcome in our building. It is also considered rude to show up uninvited on a Saturday morning when no one in our residence buzzed you in. No one here wishes to have a bigoted and tacky existence.

This is a great ward. Strangers who visit the services here are certainly to welcomed and greeted enthusiastically. There are both English and Spanish services on Sundays and additional youth activities on Tuesday evenings.

This Mormon ‘church’ enjoys harassing our residence continuously by sending their people to our home repeatedly when we have told them time and time again that no one in our household is interested in joining. If you by default happen to be related to someone who is Mormon, you will then be followed, stalked, bombarded by annoying missionaries who will hunt you down and stalk you relentlessly. Please quit the harassment and leave those alone who have told you several times throughout the years to STOP calling, stop showing up on your bikes, stop knocking on our doors, quit trespassing on our property. Just quit the harassment altogether. We have zero interest in your religion, are not interested now and never will be in the future even if Joseph Smith rose from the dead and showed up himself. We are ATHEISTS and NOT INTERESTED!!! Your efforts will lead to NOWHERE. LEAVE US ALONE!!! If you do not understand this phrase in English I should tell you in TEN other languages.
1) Nos dejen en paz!
2) Nous laisser seuls!
3) Mag-​iwan sa amin nag-​iisa!
4) Laat ons met rust!
5) Ulileul naebeolyeo!
6) 离开！请让我们单独待一会儿
7) fhágáil linn ina n-​aonar!
8) 一人で私たちを残し
9) Bizi yalnız bırakın!
10) Lass uns in Ruhe!
I have also left a message on your answering machine today around 8:00 pm. That was me letting you know that I am not playing around when I say STOP STALKING & HARASSING US! I hope this message speaks to you loud and clear.