Alfredo Market

There’s a big handwritten cardboard sign in the window of this place that says «EVERYTHING STORE.» It’s true! So that’s what my ladyfriend and I call it.
The little old guy behind the counter is really nice, and literally ends every sentence with «Thank you.»
Things we’ve purchased over the months at the Everything Store:
— A plunger.
— Two pints of weird but good mexican beer.
— A giant cylinder of salt.
— A candy bar.
— A greeting card.
— A bandana for a dog.
— A roll of paper towels.
— An ice cream sandwich.
Things I’ve considered purchasing from them:
— A laundry hamper.
— A dish strainer.
— A TV antenna.
— A spatula.
— A set of four strange drinking glasses with a floral print.
— A clock with shimmering dolphins on it.
Hooray, Everything Store!