$1 Socks on Broadway

Hey, I grew up not having much. So if I see a bad ass deal of $ 1 socks, you best believe imma get some. I could give a rats ass on the brand or style. Aint nobody gonna see your socks. They just cover your feet.
Take it from me… they ain’t the best quality but hey, for $ 1, who in the blue hell is gonna complain? If you can’t agree with me on that, take your bougie ass up to the mall then.

If you choose to buy socks on the street, be forewarned:
$ 1 socks are just that… socks that are worth $ 1.
Actually, less, since you get two pair… so say… 22 cents? I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician. All i know how to do is multiply by two and divide by two.
My point is this:
IF you do choose to buy $ 1 socks, for whatever reason you may have, remember these three simple rules…
1. If the socks are for your feet, buy two sizes larger.
2. If the socks serve a more intimate purpose… DON“T. They’re $ 1 socks for Gawd’s sake!
and
3. Socks make great gifts to the homeless of LA. If you are feeling generous, buy a couple and pass them out at Pershing Square.