Cos’s Deli and Pizzaria

The only reason I finally came in here after 17 years was because the owner stopped a burglary a few weeks prior by pouring hot oil on the thief. Or, wannabe thief… he got away with nothing.
The place looks much bigger than a corner store from the outside and I had noticed the words «Deli» and «Pizza» on the front for once.
So I thought it was a full blown pizzeria/​deli.
False.
It is smaller than a corner store.
No offense to corners.
I ordered a wrap and was asked if I wanted some pretty crazy things in it.
I won’t go over that, but let’s just say I changed my order to a sandwich because I was WORRIED AS ****.
And still, the weird questions came…“Do you want peppers? Do you want ketchup? Do you want donkey remains?“
On my sandwich.
It was crazy.
$ 5 crazy.
For a sandwich the size of a skipping stone.
No offense to skipping stones.