Dave’s Auto Service

Hey listen. You need a mechanic? Just between you and me, Dave & Pat have kept me going for years. They’ve also gotten me out of some jams:
Like my last car? Like when I got to work one really cold day after a snowstorm & the door was frozen shut? Like this guy I worked with who was 6’4″ 250 lb’s and couldn’t open it from the outside? So what’s a girl to do? Drive to Dave’s and beg for mercy! Yeah, I could have climbed out the window. Would it have been graceful? NO! But I could have done it if pressed (like if I had to pee, yaknow?).
Thankfully Dave got me out of THAT jam (and out of the car!). OK and yeah he laughed. But hell it WAS funny!
Nothing fancy going on at Dave’s. No loaner cars here. No time to drive you back home. Find your own ride home — they’re busy fixin cars. Just two greasy guys who’ll get your car fixed. These boys are fair & honest.
And consider yourself warned, it’s in a sketchy area. But the boys have been here for almost 20 years. You’re good to go.
But listen. This is just between you and me OK? I don’t want the word getting out about Dave’s cause then everyone & their stinkin’ brother’ll be calling to get their cars fixed. Then where will I be next time I’m stuck? Still frozen in the car!