X Rocks

I came into this show not expecting that much since a lot of people trashed it. I enjoyed it, and thought the dancers were actually talented. My date also enjoyed it as well. It was well done and the woman were beautiful. The comic wasn’t too funny, but it was still enjoyable.

If you like hard rock, beautiful platinum blondes with enhancements then you will like this show. If not, well then you may want to look elsewhere. Me and my wife both loved it though. The only reason I did not give it 5 stars is cause the stage/​setup is kinda cheap and the show was only a hour long. For the price they are charging I expected a more specialized stage and at least a 90 minute show. Note To XROCKS, don’t tease us with some of those great songs by only playing a small clip of it. We will definitely go back and see it again.

Great show, it’s not for everyone. My wife and enjoyed it, clean show, the women worked really hard, beautiful dancers, nice scenes. The skits were short, so it was cool to have the variety. They upgraded our seats because there were not too many people. The comedian was funny, lots of swearing, but it felt appropriate for the show. Smart comedian, she was playful and fun. Beautiful all around, not crazy, not raunchy, nice moves, if you go in expecting a pretty show, that’s what you will get. Not over the top, but pretty to watch and somewhat erotic. We got our tickets through a deal on Groupon.

The strip tease for those who are too scared to go into a strip club. The two stars that this did receive are because I liked the following…
1) Good choreography
2) Pretty «enough» entertainers
3) Nice variety of breast
4) The intermission with Mr Bizarre
The reasons I would give this show no stars…
1) Four… Only four girls who had to preform THE ENTIRE show. It looked exhausting, so much, that I became tired just watching them… Sympathy pains maybe?
2) What is the budget on this show and did any of go into the planning and conception of the venue? Or did they spend 99% on billboards leaving a dismal 1% for production? If you are going to have tvs, mount them in the correct place for optimal viewing… The top of the truss angled down. And the stage… Wth??? Could you not build it out past the truss and arrange your minimal seating around it so that every seat has a chance to actually see the performers. Maybe sit in your audience, rotating seats so that you can actually see what your guest see. I could go on and on about your stage… Or lack there of
3) The music. I was looking forward to some upbeat loud pumping rock jams… Guilty pleasures… Instead… All the good songs were played at the end as two second clips. Just enough to get us excited then let us down. Much like your show.
4) The best for last… You door staff! No «hello» no «welcome» no smile no greeting. Our group did not feel wanted at all and that is a horrible first impression. All we did get was «ID» no please. No smile. Then as we walked in the other guy proceeds to tell us in the rudest way possible «no video no pictures no phone no talking or you will be kicked out» well ok then! There are so many other ways to tell us the do’s and dont’s while still being hospitable. Train your staff… Please!
Lastly… Bartender Corry was very nice but had he even attempted to upsell my drink… I would have gladly accepted a premium or super premium vs a well but he didn’t. Missing out on bar revenue because of this.
I would avoid wasting your money and time on this show and visit a local gentlemen’s club instead.

Best show I’ve seen in a long time! Everyone was so talented and the acts were so creative. The virls were so wonderful and gorgeous, every single one. I especially loved Erin, wow is she talented! You will NOT regret watching this show. Everyone walked out so happy and entertained.

First off, this is NOT burlesque. This is only slightly better than what I would expect from walking into a strip club. Only one playful strip tease — everything else was just instant boobs. I dont need to see an hour of boobs. But im not a dude so maybe im biased. If you need to see an hour of boobs, this show is for you!
Fake boobs everywhere. Unoriginal «im touching myself» dance moves. Most of it seemed more robotic than them actually enjoying the music. Very little playful stripteases that define burlesque — instead they come out entirely topless at the beginning of the acts and then just kind of dance around. Boring. Some of the acts are weird too, like the two where all you see is legs. Just legs dancing for 3 min. Meh. The legs had nice shoes though.
Music and sound effects were often too loud and the lighting is a little intense at points. Some cool use of the projector as a lighting backdrop I guess.
Venue sucks. It feels like youre in your friend’s basement that they tried to make into a strip club. Try to picture that. Hard to see and stage is tiny as hell.
Overall, id recommend going to a strip club over this show. Highly unimpressed.

A buddy wanted to see this show and who am I to say no to titties? I left utterly confused after this show. Being at the Rio, I expected a better venue. It felt like a buddy hired a couple of strippers off of Craig’s list and set up a show in his basement. While the music was cool, the light show was a little intense. Only one girl had a natural rack, all other’s must have gotten theirs in a Tijuana alley. When the intermission happened some guy came on stage and tried telling some jokes. He wasn’t even the listed comedian and sucked. His whole act was based on one joke and it failed flatly. The dancing wasn’t all that good but the girls were trying. When I left, I felt like I had just witnessed a train wreck. Save your money, there are better options in Vegas.

It was a great show musically. I thought they needed a better choreographer. It needs to be more high energy on shows. The girls were beautiful. The comedian was great.

The dancers were beautiful and the music was great. We had a great time, extremely entertaining.

Beautiful bodies. But for a topless boobies :) show only one of five girls had amazing fake tuts. Others were just working out real hard and hard to have a nice natural pair.
Choreography was even for me really bad/​mininal but who cares we were there for some nice titties and beautiful almost fully naked gorgeous girls.

Where do I start? Topless show should = nice boobs. Nice try genius… It equals to non existent tits & some average dancing.
Place is tiny, stage is tiny, music is average & everything was average.
I am even ashamed to write that the most entertaining part of the show was at ½ time when a comedian came on stage & cracked some moderately funny jokes.
Only 1 dancer had boobs (average) — #MIKA & she could somewhat dance. She was topless just twice throughout the entire show & she was the only one with any boobs. The ones with peanuts flaunted their nothing to flaunt tiny nothing’s
This would have been a 1 Star but giving the extra 1 for #MIKA
PEOPLE SAVE YOUR $$$ Go enjoy some real MEAT — Steak anyone? You will leave full & happy.

This was an extreme disappointment. I went with my wife and another couple. We got in at 10PM and were seated in the back of the house, which normally isn’t a bad thing. Except the venue does not have arena or stadium type, elevated seating. They are regular, armless chairs organized in rows on the floor. So the chairs are all at the same level! I’m 6’2″ tall and my wife is just over 5′ tall and could not see a thing! At least the music is good and loud!
I feel bad for the girls who looked great and obviously work hard at their craft. I give a one star rating not for the show, but for the improper venue layout. I would expect more from any Vegas show, and certainly from the Rio!
Shame.

I thought «Boobies + rock music, why not?»
Turns out, you’re going to need a mouth guard to sit through some of the numbers.
I’ve seen other revue shows that weave a meek story line into the numbers. I’ve seen male revues do better at syncing their playlist.
At first, I thought, «Oh, maybe they’re doing a thing by the decades» when a couple of back-​to-​back classic rock songs from the 60ss came on. Then it went to Muse’s «Madness» and there was a topless Alice in Wonderland. Um, what?
Some songs were not very iconic at all. I didn’t expect it to be Rock of Ages, but the pre-​show music amps you up for some good rock’n’roll. That doesn’t really happen.
But, you know, boobs?

Do yourself a favor and save your money. This show is a joke. Went with a group of friends and we all felt extremely uncomfortable. The venue mimics a basement with lights and fog. I felt really bad for the performers because they did put effort into the show and they are attractive but overall, save your money.

I felt really bad for the performers since they obviously put effort into the show. Even after 7 beers it was like meh… Should have known when they told is at the door we couldn’t bring out drinks in. Really we bought them at the bar outside. Had two more beers in wife’s purse, may have made the show better or just further numbed us to what was going on. We ended up in the back row and the crew/​staff was so loud talking to each other we could hear them over the rock concert volume music. Sadly sometimes comp tickets are worth what you pay for them… on a brighter not they have blue moon on tap at the buffet and the bartender was great.

I thought the show was just ok. Maybe if I wasn’t so tired, I would have enjoyed it a little more. What I thought was weird was that I brought my parents with me and they are well into their mid 60’s and they were both carded at the door. Yes, they look good for their age, but why card them? The venue is very small and seats are not so comfortable.

SUPER HOT SHOW!
All of the dancers are majorly talented and all gorgeous. The music in the show is perfect, and the theatre is a perfect size. Pretty small and intimate, so you see all the good stuff!

I wonder if the previous reviews are from family, friends, or promoters of the show. First the seating in the Kings Room at the Rio is terrible. Very amateur show setup. We were seated in the left side of the stage and couldn’t see some ofthe dancers half the time.
Onto the performance, the opening number gave it away that some of the ladies may either be new to the show or not professional dancers. The other dancers seemed more like professional cheerleaders gone topless. When all five ladies dance together they are all off on their counts and it was a little distracting.
The show is broken down into short performances to different rock songs from the past 60 years. These were okay.
The best part of the evening was intermission when the MC did a comedy routine. He was hilarious and I needed a tissue from tears of laughter.
All in all this show (as a straight female) was not worth the $ 118 for two tickets. Even my boyfriend agreed that it was not that great. The other men watching the show seemed to enjoy it… but is is half naked women dancing around.

This is the newest topless revue on the strip, from the creators of X Burlesque, and located at the King’s Room inside the Rio. The dances are set to 70−80s rock music (super loud) and each one lasts about 2 – 3 minutes, with probably ¾ of them being completely topless. The dancers, for the most part, good looking and great performers/​dancers. They even handed out candy to the front rows and brought up an older patron to embarrass him on stage during one of the skits!
The show lasts about 65 min and halfway through John Bizarre, a comedian comes up on stage to entertain you for a bit. He was pretty funny and mostly made jokes about himself. My only gripe was about drink prices… we ordered a soda and a Bud Light and it was $ 14.50. I really hope she just overcharged my card because that is a ridiculous price for the venue!
The showroom itself is tiny, I mean really really small, and thus there are no bad seats in the house view-​wise. We apparently had VIP tickets and were put in first row in aisle seats so we could see the women walking up and off stage. There were a handful of tables directly in front of the stage, and I’m not sure how you get those seats… you might have to purchase a table or be a super VIP.
Overall the show was great and I would recommend it and be down to see it again

Rockin music. Gorgeous women. Great show ALL around! Great deal on tickets for an awesome show. I highly suggest this one!