Fast Break Lounge

Recently began frequenting this bar. Prices are reasonable and the bartender (Chris) was very pleasant and attentive. 3 new Diamond pool tables have recently been installed. League play and tournaments have just begun. Good things should begin happening at this «neighborhood saloon». I predict this will become a comfortable hang out. Comfortable atmosphere!

Went into this place one morning stoned to watch some college football with Dahmer, and was scared shitless. We were immediately attacked verbally by some old Okie lady who called us pussies because we ordered Bud lights. She then proceeded to interrogate us about our football team preferences, and, as if to punctuate the conversation, showed us her Dallas Cowboys tattoos. What’s more, she was there drinking at 9am, with her daughter and son in law, who found all of this quite natural. She also got pissed off because «There ain’t no nascar on tv– just f**in’ football.»
After Dahmer told her «I may be pretty but I bite», she warmed up to us, and gave us buisness cards directing us to purchase her macrome art and sweaters online. Couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
Serious dive bar, Okies and other hillbillies only, please. Avoid at all costs.