Department of Motor Vehicles

I go to the DMV to register my old vehicle because the registration has expired, and it’s late.
No problem, I new there would be additional fees, but what I had to come to find is that the Nevada DMV is fucking ridiculous.
Apparently I owe the DMV $ 1200 because my vehicle had no insurance in since march 2014, and because of this lapse in insurance cannot register my vehicle… However, I did register my vehicle with insurance in September 2014 and have had no lapse till this day. I even paid the expected fees to register the car in September 2014. How I was able to register then and not be able to now is fucking insane.
2 stars only because the lady behind the counter was polite.
Also. using the phone number is cool because you get updates, but using the phone number to monitor when you will be called to a window is stupid.

«Why don’t you see what they’re saying, it’s crazy, I’ve seen it
«Those things they believe in, they get hazy, I think I mean it»
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This place is garbage. Fire everyone.
The entire department is trash and in need of extensive reform. Perhaps they can start with firing every single one that has/​had anything to do with the creation, implementation, or operation of Dashpass®. Fire them and forcibly place them in one of our friendly, clean, state penitentiaries so they can think about the amounts of taxpayer funds they threw away on that bullshit.
#Fraud, #waste, and #abuse.
Dereliction of duty. Felony assholeness. Whatever …
I don’t know. Hire Vince Bugliosi: something should stick.
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Dashpass®
Dashpass is no more. Good riddance. I always said it sucked and would-​you-​look-​at-​that … it would appear that I was correct all along. They did a study. The study concluded: it fucking sucked! Told you so.
They probably wasted untold funds on the aforementioned study, just like they wasted an unimaginable large sum on the DP system itself. The taxpayers got more than bargained for with this DP. It can be said that we were collectively victims of a DP by DP. No lube.
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With no more DP, what is the current environment at your local lovely DMV?
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Dashpassless
Hmmmm … I was just there, so; let me ponder on this one. It fucking sucks! It’s always sucked, now it sucks about the same as before DP, except without the infuriating frustrations of being notified — before the DMV even opens, or a second after it opens, or at any time — that they have met their capacity for the day.
Uh … it’s not even 8 a.m., which is the time that it is opened. How in the fuck have they met capacity? A thousand people checked in in seconds? Is this the DMV or the website for snagging tickets to a Led Zeppelin reunion show? Goddammit. Have The Beatles been resurrected and this is the system to get ducats? Fucking assholes …
Fire everyone.
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Pro Tip:
Show up early and bring a very good book that can keep you engaged notwithstanding all of the many loud distractions. There will be children screaming and running around. (Why they are not in school is beyond me. Little fucking monsters.) There will people loudly complaining and exhibiting other bitch-​like behaviour. Understand that this will not get you anywhere.
One guy just lost it the day I was patiently waiting and started ranting on his way out about how he had waited for an hour and a half just to get to the window where they put you in queue to wait for another three-​four-​whatever hours to actually get served.
I go: «Well, shit. That’s all! You’re lucky.» (Whiny asshole.)
I only ended up having to wait an hour to get placed into the queue. All in all, it is better than the previous endless purgatory of SMS automated replies of «This office is at capacity […]» which translates to: We could have used taxdollars to correct this problem by hiring more employees; however, instead we paid our friends to create this stupid ass system — that was unneeded — and now you get to fuck off, since up North we have no queues, and now we snort more coke off callgirls with our buddies. Elon, where you at my boy !!!
Fire everyone.
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Rating: One-​star, «Eek! Methinks not.» (Fire everyone.)

DMV is a joke at all cost! DashPass has been cancelled because they feel they do better without it based on their current statistics. Go figure!
Got here at 7:18am and had to be #100 something already in line for an 8am open. Yay me (insert sarcasm). 10 min to open a lady comes out and starts barking off orders trying to eliminate those who have a drive test appointment and those who are on standby. 8am rolls around and it takes 20 mins to get placed in queue for ID Renewal. Initial text states 23 people ahead of me. I hit the S for status and get an estimated wait of 14 min reply. 8:36am I get the text to proceed to window #27 and as quickly as I grab my items, purse, and child, and get to window #27 AT 8:37am (1 MINUTE LATER) I get a text stating «Sorry, we still haven’t heard from you, we had to give your spot to someone else…» All in 60 seconds you lose your spot. And I made it to the window in that amount of time. Let’s not forget how long it takes for this person to hit the no show button, the information to transmit to the company computer, to my cell phone company, then to my phone. So she didn’t even wait 60 seconds before deciding I wasn’t going to show. I feel sorry for the elderly or someone with crutches or leg issues. Better bring a companion or you’ll find yourself SOL.
If it weren’t for the rejoin text I would have been highly pissed. I was replaced at the front of the line and called next. Within, 2 mins to be exact and then processed and out of DMV by 8:53am. So a little over 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back again. DMV needs to do better!!!

Worst experience at a DMV location and that’s saying a lot as I just moved from California. Went here to transfer registration and licenses. Did my research. Prepped my forms.
1. I had to wait an hour and a half in line just to get a number to wait.
2. Once I got at the counter for my number, the employee was so condescending I nearly lost it. They require a birth certificate in addition to your out of state drivers license, Social Security card identification order to apply for a Nevada drivers license. When I explained that I didn’t have a copy of my birth certificate, he said «well your wife has hers, why don’t you have yours?» It just went downhill from there.
3. The whole ID process is crazy.
Thanks DMV. I had fallen in love with Nevada until today.