Revello’s Pizza

Nice restaurant. I ordered a tray with onion. The girl said they were out of onion… for the day. For the day? There is a grocery store a few blocks away???
I waited for the food so it should be pipping hot. White pizza was greasy and the mix sticks were room temp.
Place won’t last long if it continues operating like this.

I loved this place the food is amazing my favorite wings are the Hot tamale the ingredients are fresh and tasty.

My fat roommate and I who wear the robe, have decided that we’ll probably never see the TV Show Bob’s Burgers again due to the constant change to the programming of FOX’s once great now okay Sunday night line-​up.
It was on one of these Sundays that we longingly looked out the window, hoping for something to fill the void that the cartoon usually fills in our lives.
For the hundredth time, my fat roommate who wears the robe, suggested that we try the new Revello’s in Kingston. I told him of the reviews I had heard. People having their very hearts ripped out of their chest as they discovered the infinitely inferior pizza that bore the name of Revello’s but did not share it’s aura, or anything that made it, it.
He insisted and I gave in, because sometimes that’s what friends do for each other.
We debated for over a half hour on whether to get wings or not. «
Why would we get wings, who ever heard of getting wings from Revello’s, look at the prices — I bet we only get eight…» I went on and on as though prophesying our very downfall that was to happen in only a half-hour’s time.
As I headed out the door, my fat roommate who wears the robe in a state of half-​sleep asked me to grab a two liter as well.
I picked the pizza up, and found that they did not offer two liter bottles of soda in the store. My Fat Roommate who wears the robe, only drinks diabetea (the brown sugar water called Iced Teas sold in most gas stations that gives you diabetes) and two liters of soda from pizza and Chinese Restaurants.
The fact that they did not have two liters, meant that I had to extend my trip, something I hate to do since I’m not that fond of leaving my house, especially if I’m watching science fiction television or writing in my journal, that’s not really a journal but more so a small book I keep on a table — that I’ll jot thoughts down in. Such as: Is PBS Nature the best show going? How come more newscasters don’t have beards? Does the beard make you less trust-​worthy. Is it because this country at one time did not trust communist and communist have beards? Brian Williams didn’t have a beard, and you couldn’t trust him — or can we again?
Revello’s in Kingston IS the beard growing communist news reporter, the Brian Williams of Old Forge Pizza fame.
It’s A Judas Iscariot.
A Benedict Arnold.
A Lando Calarssian (before his eventual redemption)
Spoiler Alert: Why wasn’t Lando in that new Star Wars movie? #Oscarsowhite more like #StarWarssowhite, am I right or am I right here?
When I got home with the pizza and the wings and the two liter of soda from Heffrons (I went with Cherry Coke, an underrated classic, and a nice find in a gas station) My fat room mate who wears the robe dug in happily, if was only after minutes of disgust and full of tet-​offensive style attack on our taste buds that a deep sadness grew between us, we realized that we had been tricked. That we had been told something we loved was right down the street, but when we pulled back the veil to reveal that love’s face, we found a distorted Kardashian style corpse, sucking off the life blood of two people who truly love pizza, and should not have been betrayed in this way.
Sadly, I will not revisit.
I won’t give Brian Williams a second chance, why should I give the Revello’s in Kingston one?

The jury might still be out on this one. I’ll admit that ordering from the new location during opening week might not have been the best idea. Opening week jitters maybe? I was puzzled that they were out of white pizza? Not quite sure how that happens since you’re still serving red? Are the ingredients really that different? Subtract the red sauce and add some herbs; out of herbs perhaps? So I ordered two trays of red. I swear the crust was the same pre-​baked crust I buy at the grocery store. I. Swear. I overheard another customer ask why they put the pizza in a paper bag and the answer was so the pizza doesn’t get soggy from box condensation. Well, if you order more than one tray, one tray gets bagged, the rest get a box. What? I’ll give them another shot but I question why there’s so much loyalty for this pizza. Arcaro & Gennell is do much better with fresh made dough.