La Oficina

It was alright. Granted, I haven’t had very much experience going to strip clubs. I went twice to two different places in the past. I’ve seen better looking girls at Riviera in Astoria. I’ve seen worst looking women at Vixens in Ridgewood. The girls here are attractive enough: definitely stronger bodies than faces. But, their personalities make up for it. They were super friendly and sweet. They knew is was my first time, and they made me feel at ease. They also largely ignored my boyfriend: I don’t know if it was out of respect for me, or if his bored face just turned them off. In any case, it worked out well as they didn’t give me reason to feel insecure or jealous. They focused their attention on me, meaning that they realized we were there in a group, and just for kicks. Not to overtly fondle, grope or lust after them. They didn’t drape themselves over the men in my party in the hopes of making an extra buck. They focused on me and the women I was with. I wasn’t complaining.
They had hookah, which was an inexpensive but accommodating touch. Drinks were reasonable. Crowd was varied and not creepy at all. The people were honestly surprisingly civilized. I didn’t see any drop dead gorgeous women, but I did see some ladies with beautiful bodies shaking what they had and doing their thing. I don’t think I every saw any of them fully topless. They all had pasties or bras or something covering themselves. But their outfits left little to the imagination. Overall, I had a great time!
–1 for the overall quality of the girls. –1 for them closing before I could get my lap dance. It was 3:30 am: that’s the best time for a private dance! And the girl looked shockingly like me. It would have been great for me to get a dance from someone who looked like me! Always a next time.

this spot was my shit just to catch wreck the waitress liked me she was bad flyer then the strippers i wild out one night in here n got kickd out lol

It’s a strip joint. What more can I say. It’s in Queens so you already know the girls are beautiful. Not trying to knock the other nyc boroughs (I’m from the BX) but Queens has a large population of Brazilian and Columbian woman. You can find a couple in La Oficina. $ 5 dollar cover charge and $ 7 dollar coronas in the hood kill the experience but the girl make up for it. now that I think about it, the joint is a tease so procede at your own risk.