Bare Buns Fun Run

Do you think you could get naked in front of absolute strangers? Not only bare your assests but then put them to the test by running up a massive hill and running down? If so, let me introduce you to the Bare Buns Fun Run at Fraternity Snoqualmie.
Fraternity Snoqualmie is a member nudist colony allowing all ages to come on the grounds. They provide all sorts of activities: camping, concerts, hiking, you name it for those who find the restrictions of clothing unbearable. Each year they put on a 5K that is clothing optional. In my opinion, you don’t go to a nudist resort and wear clothes. Go big or take your pansy ass home.
The weather the day of the race was gray, cloudy, and a little rainy. I woke up not exactly happy I would have to bare my buns on a breezy day.
You have to meet at Tibbits Park in Issaquah and get shuttled to the Fraternity. For parking purposes and having an open day you are not allowed to drive to the resort unless you have three people to a vehicle. I happened to bypass the shuttle by hitching a ride with two nudist enthusiasts. They were very friendly, took time to give me a tour of the facilities, and allowed me to hang out with them for the duration of my stay.
We arrived at the Fraternity and my clothes stayed on for a while along with many other people. In the mass of clothed bodies only a handful were brave enough to strip down. After about 45 minutes my companions and I did away with our garments. Here I am standing with a bunch of strangers naked as the day I was born. No problem.
About 15 minutes later its race time. A lot of white assess get behind the starting line. Upon reading on the website that the course was hilly I opted to walk rather than run. My companion and I went towards the back. The countdown begins and we were off. The 5K is on a trail and this is not a trail for the faint of heart. The beginning of the race was up a steep hill that rose about 800 ft. full of loose rocks, tree stumps, and holes. Holy shit was I glad I didn’t run. As we climbed up we saw the über serious runners making their way down… fast. Boy, that has got to hurt and I don’t mean the legs and feet.
We hit the turn around point and decided to jog down very carefully. I will be the first to tell you running with the girls hanging out is quite uncomfortable.
Finally we cross the finish line. An awards ceremony followed once every runner and walker completed the course. The top three runners of age groups get plaques. I need to train because I want a plaque so bad now.
The idea of feeling free naked makes no sense to a lot of people I’m sure. I decided to experience this idea myself and I’m glad I did. Everyone was incredibly welcoming and sensitive to the idea of being comfortable with nudity and all shapes and sizes. Plus, its hilarious to be able to tell people I experienced a nudist colony and did a 5K letting it all hang out