Unicorn Club

This is a weird f**cking place. I came here once on 4^th of July once which is even weirder. I agree with Janet S. that the first rule of the Unicorn club is that you do not talk about the Unicorn Club… accept for on Unilocal,on the internet.
You make a «donation» to enter, and then you are a member of the club. They make you join again every time you come. I don’t know why it’s not treated like a normal strip club (like ones with boobies) but it’s not. Maybe to keep it more anonymous perhaps?
The shotglasses are like buckets, which is good because you need to be drunk to be here. A lot of the dancers are straight, or at least go both ways, so be prepared for that if you a lady.

The Unicorn Club used to be so much fun, but now. .. The bartender is nice. They measure every single drink, which is just annoying. And the dancers are, well. .. the Unicorn has seen better days as far as the dancers go. I used to go all the time, but as the quality of dancers continued to decline over the years I found myself visiting less and less often. Then I’ll pop back in, only to be met again with utter disappointment.

OK, let’s not get into the details on how I ended up at this gentleman’s club for gentleman, or the fact that as a straight female I have no idea if I can give an accurate review for this establishment’s intended audience — I just want to tell you about the Unicorn Club.
You will never find this place unless you are looking for it. Once you do find it, you will be intimidated by the Fort Knox-​like door security which involves pressing a buzzer to have someone unlock the door and let you in. And out. The Unicorn Club is serious business. First rule about Unicorn Club — you do not talk about Unicorn Club. I don’t know if this really is a rule, but I kind of feel like it could be. It’s small, dark, and has an awesomely almost indescribable atmosphere that makes me feel like I’m in some sort of clandestine fly by night nightclub. Think if you ever went to a rave in the 90s — like it’s obviously a club venue, but probably wasn’t one yesterday, and won’t be tomorrow… a little on the sketchy side, but in that exciting I’m not supposed to be here but I am anyway and I feel naughty kind of way. I felt a little weird at first being a girl at the gay bar, but quickly got over it as most everyone was very friendly and were cool with us being there.
Mondays and Thursdays are penny drink nights. I chose Thursday because you get dancers AND divas. The line up alternates between the boy strippers and drag queens. I never thought I would enjoy a male stripper — my initial thoughts on male strippers immediately go to Chippendale’s or whatever… ew. The dancers at Unicorn Club are not like that. They are attractive. And you aren’t getting the full Monty so don’t be scared!
When you enter Unicorn Club, you make a 10 dollar donation and you get a cup. Do not lose or throw away your cup, it’s your cup for the entire night. THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Make your way to the bar where you have your choice of beer or liquor with a variety of mixers. Bring plenty of singles and enjoy the show. Tip your bartenders and performers, they work hard for the money. If you’ve never seen a dude work a pole, trust me, put it on your bucket list as something to do — it is a sight to behold.