Humble Shell

Right where you need it to be… and there’s a Popeye’s attached to it. What more could you ask for? A Starbucks inside? You’re going too far! LOL.

I admit it, I have a serious addiction to milk fat. This makes ice cream the object of my deepest desire. I can’t help myself.
When I travel I find myself at the grocery store late at night and then 15 minutes later eating a pint of Häagen-​Dazs in bed. I get about ²⁄₃ through and tell myself I shouldn’t eat the rest and I should take it to the bathroom and smoosh it through my fingers and down the drain… but I don’t.
Instead, I finish it, pass out, and wake up the next morning feeling like I swallowed a brick… and ashamed. There I said it… I’m J «What Fiction is This» T and I’m a milk fat addict. Now for my review…
You know those Nestle’s Ice Cream Drumstick things — the kind that are all frozen with the waffle cone and either chocolate swirls or nuts on top and a chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the cone and are they are fantastic — you know, the kind they sell at gas stations???
Well, they have these exact things at the Humble Shell — and they’re FOUR BUCKS THIRTY-​TWO CENTS… WTWTF???
Aaaaaagghhhhh…