Emilios Barber Shop

I know that Unilocal recognizes this place as Emilio’s Barber Shop but that is not the real name … The real name is Barber Shop That’s right just plain Barber Shop Who is Emilio you ask? He used to own this joint back when my grandpa used to come into town for some family time and a hair cut and probably not in that order
The sign outside says Barber Shop and that is what the name is and a Hair cut is what they will give When you walk in they have a board up with all their prices The prices range from $ 10 to $ 10 That’s right one price fits all The fact that some dudes pay triple digits for a haircut is beyond me And don’t think for a second that you get a horrible cut because it is so cheap The two guys that cut hair in this joint have been doin’ it for over a combined 60 years Your head is not that original that they haven’t seen it
I don’t even have to tell you about the barber shop talk Make sure you study up on your world politics though