Memory Wing At St Regis

How do you write a review of an old folks home you don’t live in? Easy, from the perspective of the relative of the person who resides there.
Old folks homes give me the willies because like or not that’s where I am ending up short of untimely accidental squishedness. The old folk in question has Parkinson’s, Senile Dementia, Paranoia, Angina… the list goes on. No end of trouble finding a place that can manage his care competently.
Voila! the St. Regis. His yelling fits. No problem. His falling spells. No problem. Aggressive cantankerous behavior? No problem. No longer getting phone calls all hours of the day and night about various problems and needing to come right away to solve them. This is because the staff is appropriately trained to handle the issues. And hence they are not problems.
Sure, it’s a BEEYotch driving out to Hayweird to visit at the St Regis, but knowing the old guy is well taken care of and felling confident about his care, makes even trips to Hayweird worth it.