Hanley’s Food Pot

I’m on a roll here, and 3 is a lucky number, so I’m going to review the Hanleys.
I agree with Alan R. on this one. The food is always le awesome, complete with pies and ice cream made from scratch, and booze flows readily like waterfalls. Let’s also not forget the gaming galore here. The best days are gaming days at the Hanleys.
But the service… Let’s get real peeps. You can’t expect awesome food AND service from a Chinese. There’s just no such thing in this universe. Looks like you’ll just have to jump through a wormhole right when there’s a sun flare to try to get those two to go hand in hand. And even then, I’ll bet your odds are slim, if not non-​existent.
All in all — 5 stars for my sister and her hubby!