Haddonfield Groomer

I just received a message from the owner of this shop telling me that this incident, which occurred years ago, never happened. She called me a liar and said that I should be ashamed of myself. So I guess the jig is up and I have finally been found out. About time too. You see, what I do is I spend my days seeking out small town dog groomers on Unilocal.Then I weave these wild narratives filled with crazy far out scenarios like, «asking for directions» or «looking for a dog groomer,» you know, really wild, freaky, get your attention kind of stuff. Then I invent these interactions with people I have never met from several states away, and I just hope that they are unbalanced enough to respond years later in an unhinged manner. It’s really my greatest pleasure in life. I think that we can all agree that this country has been in the pocket of big dog grooming for too long. I am leading the revolution to free us from their oppressive leashes! Who is with me? Let us all take to Unilocal as one and bring down the dog groomers everywhere! This is my life long quest!!!
Seriously, I feel sorry for this lady. She is clearly not doing so great. I hope that she puts down the clippers and gets some help.

I walked in here to receive information on grooming our new puppy. The groomer seemed extremely rude! I asked to get pricing and she said «I am not accepting new clients unless someone dies» I called a few days later to asked her a few questions and she never returned my call. I would never trust her with my dog!!!