McDonald’s

This place is a dump! The bathrooms are filthy and the only time they bother to clean them is at rush hour which is stupid because that’s when most customers need to use them. And every time I try to order an ice cream or sundae the machine is out of service. The tables are always dirty. And most of the time the food is cold. I won’t be coming back here anymore unless the fire most of the staff and hire people who are willing to do their jobs right.

11 :30 pm last night we stop there for milkshakes and they said they didn’t have. The guy who was at the drive thru at frist we couldn’t understand him and had to ask him serval time.

I can only assume from people’s cavalier review that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-​they didn’t add… yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them… the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of your which your palate has never seen.

I wish I could give this review one star, because my experience was so terrible! This was by FAR, the absolute WORST McDonald’s I’ve ever frequented. I visited this location on Thursday, August 16, 2012 approximately 9:45 pm. When I went to order my food and drink I learned the machine used to make sundaes and milkshakes were down. It didn’t seem as if anyone was trying to fix it, either. The other thing I noticed was that when the cashier indicated the price for my order, she took my cash and didn’t process the transaction through the register, which was quite surprising. She actually took out a calculator and gave me the change from her computing. This was strange and leads me to believe that she and perhaps other employees were pocketing the money. I asked for a receipt, for which she gave me a receipt that was completely faded, out of ink, and therefore, unreadable. It feels like her and other employees intentionally do this so that we cannot reveals details of our experience when one complains. I sank into the grill chicken sandwich which was ok, not hot, but otherwise gave them a little leeway. Next, I munched on some chicken nuggets, which were cold and not fresh. I should have taken them back but I didn’t trust the staff at this point. I noticed that NOTHING was clean in the seating area, drink machine, and the restroom. It was absolutely filthy to the point that there was a large amount of trash underneath some tables! There were no napkins in the seating area to boot.
I will not frequent this restaurant again, not even if someone paid me! I reported this horrible experience to McDonald’s corporate office. We’ll see what response I’ll get…

Terrible! Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating, but seriously, the people working here are dumber than George W. Bush, and that’s saying something.
I ordered a PLAIN McDouble, and when I got the burger, their was a receipt taped to the wrapper that said «Plain McDouble». But when I got home and took off the top part of the bun to add ketchup, what did I find? Pickles and onions! I was so pissed off, because I hate almost every kind of food. Everything has to be plain for me. Even after I removed the pickles and onions, the burger still tasted like pickles and onions. This isn’t the first time I had this problem. Once it happened at the McDonald’s at Castor and Glenwood, but at this McDonald’s, it’s happened during at least half my trips there.
Did you notice that I gave this place two stars instead of one? That’s because I also bought a $ 1 ice cream cone, which had more ice cream than a $ 1.25 cone from Mr. Softee. The ice cream and the french fries are good, believe it or not. It’s surprising that the employees even remember to show up to work!
You’re lucky that you offer that $ 1 ice cream cone, McDonald’s, or you would have gotten yourself a one-​star review. And by the way, if you are reading this, Mr. Manager (although you’re probably just in your office watching TV), I hope you do something about this barn you have the nerve to call a burger joint. Good day to you, sir.