Insomnia Cookies Penn

The saviors of our time. Gods amongst men. The heroes that Philadelphia needs. We ordered a dozen cookies via GrubHub today. They arrived in less than 15 minutes, warm and gooey. Our variety dozen contained all fresh cookies that sported crispy edges but melty centers– not undercooked, but just right. The cookies survived many dunks in glasses of milk and were a lovely evening snack. It is disappointing that we couldn’t get premium cookies in our assorted dozen, but knowing the truck runs out of them often, it isn’t surprising, as they are quite good. The cookies of the ages.

Cookies were ok, really high priced though. For college students on tight budgets it’s kind of a ripoff. The employees at this location were actually pretty rude. I wouldn’t go out of my way to go here again.

Ordered here through GrubHub. Took 1 hour longer than estimated time, making that a total of 2 hours wait time. Then order wasn’t delivered to correct address when it clearly was correct on grubhub. Cookies were cold. I expect more from Insomnia cookie.

Took my son to my old school. Houston Hall has changed!!! Got 4 cookies from Insomnia, ate two on the spot (Yum) and took the left home (yum).
Glad there was no Insomnia when I was there!

If there was an Insomnia Cookies at my college campus, I would have gained the Freshmen Fifty instead of Fifteen.
I had a huge dinner, but these crack cookies still found a way into my belly. My motto is that there’s always room for ice cream. There’s also always room for Insomnia Cookies.
The Snickerdoodle cookies are particularly amazing. The employee working that night was super friendly. He told us to download the Insomnia Cookie app so that we could each get a free cookie. I’m a fan!

Alright so it goes without saying that these cookies are the surprise oral sex of baked goods, which is to say they fucking rule, but I had an issue last night regarding timeliness. I ordered my cookies at 11:30pm and didn’t get my damn sugary monstrosities until 2:30/2:45am ish. They said they had called me 4 times and I didn’t answer but I had full bars of service and was holding my phone the whole time in anticipation. It was also really god damn frustrating getting a hold of someone to get the situation resolved because they don’t have a direct line to the truck, rather a customer support phone line that I assume fields all calls and passes along the information to the bakers. That being said it was a rainy Saturday night and I’m sure they were inundated with orders etc but 3ish hours is too damn long to wait for cookies. In the end I was high and i got my cookies and as a consolation for my troubles the customer service people gave me 7 free cookies so it wasn’t ALL that bad, and I can only assume that wasn’t the norm. The s’mores deluxe cookie will make you cum, try it!

As our board meeting started, several of us realized we needed energy to complete our tasks, so I whipped out my phone and ordered a dozen cookies from Insomnia. Service was prompt, the price was right, and the cookies (still warm) really hit the spot!

I would say one of the best in the cookie business and truck. I am the human cookie monster so Insomnia Cookies is going to get the best review. Also being that Insomnia Cookies Penn is down the street from my job it is surely in the right location. The truck is off the corner off 33^rd and Market Street so check em out I can sure you will be back.

I’m positive the Insomnia truck sees their share of drunken cookie monsters. It’s no wonder their service is (trained to be) so friendly.
Their chocolate chunk is accessible, not overly sweet, with a satisfyingly chewy bite, one that everyone should expect from a proper chocolate chip cookie. Still, I prefer a slightly more yielding cookie, especially at Insomnia’s price points.
However, your mileage may vary, and who doesn’t like late-​night cookies from a truck? At least it’s not an unmarked van.
NOTE: I’m not certain if the Insomnia truck still makes its rounds at Penn (or anywhere else), but the store is still there.

Story time, kids. The cookies here are really great (especially white macademia!), why the poor rating? I’ll tell you why.
One night around 1 am, my friend was working on a project and I was her moral support/​chief procrastinator buddy during a cold wintry night. We hit on luxuriously ordering insomnia (only 6 blocks away) rather than running over to pick some up ourselves. I get a call to go outside, which I immediately do, only bringing my keys to get back into my apartment. I waited 10 minutes out in the freezing cold, so I call them again asking where are they? They tell me they are literally *seconds* away from me and that they can see me. Okay, I stand outside another 5 minutes. I see a Papa John delivery man, who greets me and asks if I am waiting for Papa John («nope, I’m waiting for Insomnia»). I call Insomnia again, and this time, no dice, no one is answering.
At this point, I went inside to wait with my friend by the door, waiting. Finally, after an hour (and an hour and a half since the «order was right there», and closer to two hours since we ordered period!), they told me to go outside. I again see the Papa John’s delivery man, who asked if I was still waiting for cookies. He shakes his head, and gave me a coupon for a free pizza delivery for my trouble. (Thank you Papa John delivery man! You made my night!) A couple of minutes later, the cookies came, cold as hell. And that’s why you should pick up from this location, not take out.

Insomnia, why don’t you have gluten-​free cookies? … I can’t survive late nights studying with the gluten-​free cookies they are selling in McClelland!

They must put crack in their cookes. I love them. Even when they aren’t cooked as much as I like them, they’re still delicious.
The prices are a little high, but still, I can’t get enough of them.
Don’t forget to check out their cart at 33^rd and Market, in front of the library!

Wow these are some good cookies. From the creamy lucious macaroons to the sublime snickerdoodles. Large, satisfying, and worth every penny. Delivery is a bonus as I’d happily drive across the city to pick them up. On a recent trip I had them mail me cookies and they arrived individually wrapped and in great shape!
Why no 5 stars? I can never reach anyone on the phone, nor are my emails ever answered.