Daydreams

I spent the evening at Daydreams this Saturday night January 16, 2016.
Women were on stage fully naked having sex. They were having sex twosomes and threesomes fully naked so you could see everything. They performed oral sex on stage in open view for hundreds of people to watch. They put their vaginas and anuses in each others mouths and kept busy at it for quite some time. They put their fingers and hands inside every orifice.
There was a blonde pole dancer who rhythmically rubbed her naked genitalia and anus all over a man customer’s face and mouth while he sat in a chair they call a Dream seat. She was having oral sex with him.
The women were doing lots of oral sex on stage and around the club, rubbing their naked vaginas and anuses in people’s mouths and faces. Bouncing their boobs around and sucking on them. Most of the women are covered in tattoos and there were lots of fishnets. Most of the women are flat chested and skinny with no curves and a lot of the women were fat with baggy saggy breasts. One girl was pretty but flat.
There’s a room by the entrance next to the bar that says Toy Store where there’s a big beige bed where people are fully naked having sex and the women who work at this place take turns going into that bed and having sex. They get paid to have sex in that bed for the customers.
There was a big group of guys in the Toy Store room Saturday night and the women were in there getting paid to have sex and they go around the room rubbing their naked vaginas and anuses all over the customers mouths and faces in this clubs version of the lap dance.
In this place the women are really into rubbing their vaginas on peoples mouths and faces. You see lots of oral sex going on. This place is a health risk since the women go from person to person doing this with their fully naked anuses and genitals with no protection.
This place is spreading STD’s. If you want a sexual disease definitely go to this place. It’s such a huge health risk in there! and with the people on stage having fully naked sex and people being paid to have sex in the Toy Story room it’s hard to believe the city has not shut this place down. It’s certainly not legal what they are doing in there.

I kind of feel weird reviewing this place, but whatever man. I somehow ended up here with a group of friends last night. I’ve been to few establishments throughout my years and this one goes a little higher up than the others. It was pretty dead on a Thursday night, but we still had a good time.
There’s a cover charge, $ 10 for woman and I think it was $ 20 for the guys. They’ll give you a bunch of drink tickets to use or you can bring your own. I don’t drink, so this wasn’t a huge deal for me either way.
It’s a strip club. You’ll see all different kinds of girls, all shapes and sizes. Some of them looking high as kite, some of them not. Some of them full of personality, some of them dead to the world and inside. I’m someone who can appreciate people no matter what (usually), so I don’t freak out about anyone being «ratchet.» Not quite sure why some people are being such dicks. Anyway, the girls are friendly, of course. It’s their job. They won’t take your shit though, as they shouldn’t. The bouncers are friendly. I saw a lot of cleaning happening the whole time and in between sets, which is always good. Men are absolutely not allowed to touch the girls.
I will tell you, be prepared if you’re a female going here. I’ll keep it at that. The girls will show you A LOT of attention. I could see that being overwhelming for some ladies.
That’s it. End awkward review session. I swear I’m normal.

First off the place was ok, but what was worst was it sports 60% fugly hoes, 30% ok half ass girls and 10% badasses.
But what made my night so fucked up was, its BYOB ect, i had a bottle of jack on the counter and this skank ass ugly hoe dancer comes up and grabs my bottle and drinks out of my bottle and then pours some on the floor, like she was a Don or something.
I complained and NO ONE did anything about it. The bottle was wasted, cause im not drinking after no skank ass hooker, FUCK THAT.
Secondly, they ALL either harass you or begg you to tip them, threw the night i saw about 10 or 15 girls and at least 9 of them demanded a tip, or asked rudely like it was my job to put my money on their semen stained titts.
Fuck no not again. Most guys say it was a great time there, yes i could see that happening yes, but after your drunk every things fun. I couldnt even get drunk, due to hooker mouth on my bottle!
0 stars if i could.

Came here on a sat night and it was packed! We brought a few strip club virgins with us and everyone had a blast! Everyone we encountered was nice and helpful. The girls were good looking and really fun, no cutthroat sales tactics. There is also a wide range of girls there, so there’s something for everyone. Nude couch dances are only $ 20. Byob.
Highly recommend it.

The Low Down
I arrived at Daydreams, Philadelphia’s only 18 to enter, all nude gentlemen’s club, around 10:30pm on a Wednesday evening. While this was later than my usual 9:00pm start time for club reviews, I had visited Daydreams a couple of times previously and knew that the party usually got started later on in the evening.
Location & Facilities — 3 Stars
Daydreams is located only minutes from I-​95. While the location, an old warehouse converted into a gentlemen’s club, isn’t exactly the most attractive destination, the value you receive (more on this below) is definitely worthwhile. The parking lot features plenty of on-​site parking. Being Philly’s only all-​nude club, if you’re looking to see «everything» Daydreams has to offer, you won’t be disappointed! The interior offers a relaxed atmosphere with chairs around the stage, a dozen or so flat screen TV’s and a pool table.
Staff — 5 Stars
I was greeted by Elly, the door attendant, who was more than happy to inform me about how the pricing worked with the entry fee and drink tickets. I was given a tour of the club by the manager, Brett, who went out of his way to explain all that the club had to offer for its walk-​in customers as well as for larger groups such as bachelor parties.
Food & Drink — 2 Stars
For a $ 15.00 entry fee from Sunday to Thursday, you receive six drink tickets that can be exchanged for beer (Budweiser, Bud Light, Yuengling and Shock Top) along with bottled water, sodas and Red Bull. The club is also BYOB everyday which helps if you would like to enjoy your own beverages. Daydreams has a vending machine with snacks but doesn’t serve food, which is certainly a negative after you’ve been pounding back each one of your six free beers and need a bite to eat before you head back out on the road.
Dancers — 4 Stars
The wide variety of dancers offers a little bit of something for everyone, although since it’s an all-​nude club the rules regarding physical contact with the dancers are very heavily enforced (in other words, keep your hands to your sides and enjoy the ride!). The website also mentions a live girl-​on-​girl sex show on Saturday evenings. After receiving my guided tour and having two of my six free beers, I went back and enjoyed a couple of dances with the sexy and sensual Melissa.
Value — 5 Stars
Besides the six drink tickets you receive at the door for $ 15.00, a huge bargain if you’re a big beer drinker, the club also offers $ 20 couch dances and champagne court dances are available at $ 75 for 15 minutes, $ 150 for 30 minutes and $ 250 for an hour, some of the lowest I’ve encountered in the Philadelphia gentlemen’s club scene. The club also offers a private VIP room: a virtual mini-gentlemen’s club of your very own with DJ, pole, television, chairs and couches that is ideal for large groups or bachelor parties.
Website & Social Media — 5 Stars
Daydreams can be found online at
, where you’ll find links to their Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube pages. Click here for a YouTube promo video of the club:

In Brief…
While not the most attractive location or destination, if you’re looking for an all-​nude dancer experience and want to get the most bang for your buck, Daydreams is definitely the club for you!

Cicala is getting married in just over 3 weeks, so, we came here to look at breasts. Well, everyone besides me (Hi, Miriam!) — I’m
just sitting here with my head down writing Unilocal reviews. Anyway, we were greeted at this fine establishment by a gentlemen who evidently won the senior superlative for Most Likely To Kick Someone’s Ass. He encouraged us to check our guns and drug paraphernalia at the door. Difficult request, but we managed. When we entered, women took off their clothes and started gyrating. They also pretended that they were interested in us for something more than our money. It was alright, I guess.

I took my boyfriend to Daydreams as a surprise for his bday, just us two. It was nice and also fun. Everyone there is extremely nice and the dancers are very friendly. When my boyfriend and I went we decided to play a game of pool which was only 4 quarters. That’s something very enjoyable. We went on a Saturday, so there were people in every spot of the club but it’s so much space in there that it didn’t even seem like many people. I don’t know if this is everyday but the day we went, they had free pretzels at the bar if you ask the lady for one. If you want a nude lap dance or just a chat, I’d recommend asking for Tiny.

Went on a Tuesday night as you guessed it was fairly empty but the girls were still pretty hot and nice to us
Dances were around 20
Paid 15 to get in get six beers with the cover its also BYOB
Lots of parking
Large place
Pool tables
Def going back

I’ve been here three times with mixed results. Time one I showed up with 30 plus members from my apprentice school graduation, so we got to negotiate the cover and as a bonus we rolled in two kegs; they probably let this happen because it was the second they opened on a week day, the place was dead, and the talent was… lacking. Time two was a friend’s bachelor party, and since it was prime time the main stars were out there working it; for this visit we had been drinking for hours before arriving, so, after my hour nap during the private show as soon as we got there, I was promptly ejected for arguing with a dancer demanding money for a performance I wasn’t in the room to see. My most recent visit was this past Saturday for my own bachelor extravaganza, so that is what I will be drawing on for this review.
Arrived around 9 to a rather empty scene, and as the VIP I was admitted fo’ free (the suckers with me had to pay $ 25). Started with a private room for an hour, and I must say I was actually impressed: not only was every lady a looker, but they really packed the shows in, having a new performer go on stage within a few minutes of the last one departing. Higlights of the show were them bringing many of my crew up to be mistreated, individually of course, and a couple heavily tattooed ladies (especially that Colombian mamacita).
Returned to the main room for a bit, and then the crew put up some unknown amount of cash for another show in the «bedroom». Kind of skeavy to get on that bed were god knows what happened, but it’s all in good fun. At least, I thought it was in good fun– turns out this extra show was just an excuse for a chubby Asian chick with big boobs and dark nipples to work some daddy issues out on me with a belt. Honestly, when did strippers make the switch from erotic to lazy-​assed abuse? Not sexy, not enjoyable, not worth it. In fact, if I ever see that chick on the street, I will forget the lesson I learned in kindergarten after my last fight with a girl and try to break her nose.
Still, it was an over all enjoyable time, even with some low life stealing a cooler of our beer (keep those suds close!), and many a friend truly enjoyed the free smoking policy. Only advice to future MVPs is to demand they do not try to hurt you and actually dance for their tips during those high priced group shows (even in the first room each chickadee was out to injure… why would any man get hot over a People’s Elbow to the crotch???)
For the anti-​shaky butt folk, you can watch tv or play pool in the back.

Pure ratchetness. 25 $ for men at door and 10 $ for females. No parking had to park on street, looks like an abandoned warehouse. No females worthy to my looking, tattoos, neighborhood & ghetto chicks. They call themselves dancers? More like after 30 seconds they take they’re underwear off, spread eagle and get dollar bills thrown at they’re baby makers. Girls walking around putting breasts in face for a dollar. I have no problem with females dancers who have talent and class but this place was so unclassy, lets not mention what the 2 girls did to each other on stage for a few bucks. Wow. Too expensive cover, music too loud, no ventilation so you reak of cigarettes and too borderline prostitiution for me. No thanks.

So on occasion when the hubby and I venture out for a good time, this is our go to place. Gotta love free beer during the week and it’s always bring your own alcohol.
The girls are super friendly and lap dances are only $ 20 for a couple. Madison is a hottie, ask for her. She gives thee best dances. There’s lots more, Megan, Madeline Lexi, Brooklyn, the list goes on and on. We love it here. Usually we plant ourselves at the stage but they have tons of places to sit all over. Even their bouncers are friendly. On here it says that the place is closed Sundays, it’s not. Yay! It’s open Sundays, closed on Mondays.

Went on a Saturday night… Im an older guy who has gone to lots of strip clubs. THIS PLACE IS THE SKEEZIEST I“VE EVER BEEN IN… Heavily tattooed ladies, most of them very out of shape, running up to me, showing me their tits and demanding a dollar bill… I did one nude lap dance with the only decent looking girl there… but would not go back… skeezy, STD city.

The only thing that kinda sucks about this place is its in a really shady place and it’s a little creepy if you’re looking for it late at night.
Once you get to the parking lot, though, you know you found the place. You get tickets for six beers when you pay cover and its a big open space inside. Or you can bring your own booze. Fun atmosphere and $ 20 couch dances — winner in my book.
Oh, by the way, if you’re a girl you have to ask the lady at the door to let you in the back if you need to use the restroom.

The Filipino dancer who gave me a private lap dance actually made me ejaculate in my pants. *****5 STAR BYOB Only downside is cig smoke

I went on a Tuesday Night around 9. It was pretty empty and the place felt huge. People started trickling in around 10 or so. $ 15 Dollar to get in gets you 6 beers weekdays. A nice variety of dancers. Most seemed pretty friendly and would throw you a smile. Generally thin and well toned. I went for one a little thicker for a couch dance. I’m no strip club expert but I like hips and thighs when a girls «dances» for me. Erica has both. $ 20 for a couch dance. All’s fair except for downstairs and the twins. I certainly enjoyed the experience, though I’d say the setup isn’t all that great. Couches were close together and facing each other. Not a problem for me as it was a slow night. Couch room at Club Risqué is a bit more inviting.
Returned here for an unofficial office xmas party. If you are looking to just hang with the guys at a strip club I promise you can’t do it any cheaper than at Daydreams. Hang back from the stage with your buddies on a busy night, control your baser urges, and your wallet will stay mostly full.

I can’t believe this place had any ratings over a 2 star. I’ve been to Vegas, San Diego, LA, OC, Portland, Dallas, Denver, New York, and plenty of other strip clubs. This place is by far the worst!!! This is the Friday before Labor Day weekend & shouldn’t all of the A Game bitches be out dancing? Apparently not if you’re in Philly since I’m almost positive that the dancers consisted of 11 women, all over the age of 30, average weight of 180, 1 we’re pretty sure was pregnant… May have been twins from the looks of it… Another one wasn’t but-her-face…She was but-her-everything…I’m pretty sure that two chicks walked out of the VIP room with meth clouds following them… A few others had boobs smaller than mine and that’s just wrong… Who picks this talent & is this the best that Philly had to offer? I’ll sum up this review by stating the obvious… I’m 100% certain that Tiger Woods never visited here & it may be 1 of only a handful of strippys that he hasn’t ever visited…249 & Sober

Daydreams is one of the best strip joints I’ve ever been in and I’ve been in them everywhere. The girls are very hot, and there were plenty of them, even on a dead mid week night when I was there. Be sure to budjet for couch dances, I got a couple with several of the girls, I’d also highly recommend the sweetheart dance Bartender and ticket girl were also extremely friendly and accomodating. They don’t have food at Daydreams but they have menus from all the places that deliver and recommended a good pizza place. I left the money with the ticket seller girl and she brought the pizza over when it was delivered. Had a great time!

As far as strip clubs go, this one was not bad. I went here with a group of people and we all found one stripper we couldn’t get enough of. My sister went so far as to be pulled up on stage and lavished with affection by a petite long legged gal. We tossed dollars on the three poled stage but if you wait for the strippers to come around, they collect dollars in all kinds of interesting ways. They offer lap dances and also a hot seat. I bought some friends a lap dance apiece and they came back with goofy grins. Daydreams is BYOB and we got free beer tickets at the door. However, they have a strict no underage drinking policy. They give you wristbands and big black Xs on your hands if you’re under 21. Women get in for $ 5 if they come with a man.
I give Daydreams 4 stars because I thought it could have been a bit livelier and a lot of the strippers just walked about on stage with very little acrobatics or dancing. We also went on a Wednesday night so that could just be our fault. All in all a good experience, one that I will soon be repeating!

Who doesn’t like a good strip club[1]?
Daydreams inhabits a renovated warehouse in a sketchy area, so arrive early if you want to use their lot. Leave your cameras (cameraphones, too!) outside, as you can’t bring them in. Cover’s $ 15 to $ 25, depending on the night; women only pay $ 5 if they’re with a guy.
This venue has enough table and stage seating to handle a large crowd. A mist machine and colorful stage lighting add to the strip club ambiance. Forget why you’re there, or bored? Play pool or watch sports on one of their many wall-​mounted screens. There’s also a gift shop with sex-​related paraphernalia like adult toys and DVDs (and I’m sure they have a copy of «Nailin’ Paylin» in stock). A DJ spins pop music, and as MC, he highlighted a customer who won/​bought a «dream seat», where he was handcuffed to a pole on-​stage, lightly abused, then danced on.
Since Daydreams is a BYOB[2], the dancers can — and do — fully undress, leaving little to the imagination. Quite a few exhibited acrobatic pole dancing routines, and I recall a cute, particularly athletic girl blanketed in tattoos. Dancers accept bills of any denomination, and not just with their hands. A few even flirted with the ladies in our party (amusing to watch). Anyway, it takes effort to dance on stage with nothing on but your birthday suit and 8-​inch heels, and I was suitably impressed.
Daydreams is a relaxing, casual spot if you’re into strip clubs, or just curious.
[1] Honestly, they’re not for everyone. After dinner one evening, a few girls decided we were going to one.
[2] Need liquid courage? My friend hauled in a COOLER of alcohol, which was totally kosher. You have to buy cups, but that’s it.