Next to Nowhere Creamery

This is a perfect example of «don’t judge a book by its cover». We happened to be in the area and googled for a local froyo place. This popped up and we decided to give it a try. It’s road side stand next to a place called «middle of nowhere diner».
They had a huge local crowd enjoying various things in their parking lot (which incidentally had many picnic tables). We all ordered just ice cream! Tried pistachio, cookie dough, maple pecan and moosetrack froyo. Their serving sizes were so huge. But most importantly, the taste was just awesome! Creamy and yummy. Price was very reasonable as well. And service, the staff was nice and quick.
Overall, we will definitely go there again next time we are in the area.

We stopped in here after a long day in nature and a good diner meal next door at the Middle of Nowhere Diner. The ordering of the ice cream was weird with windows opening and closing and the people switching windows. The chocolate lovers ice cream could possibly be my new favorite. The good is that there is ample parking and good size servings. The bad is that there is no where to sit and it’s right on a main road. I would definitely go back but probably never with small children.

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The Next to Nowhere Creamery really is next to nowhere, or at least next to The Middle of Nowhere Diner. This makes two makes two nowhere type of places that are worth going out to nowhere to find. Of course Exeter, Rhode island isn’t really nowhere but pretty close to it.
The Next to Nowhere Creamery is actually easy to find, all you have to do is get on the pleasatly named Nooseneck Road that runs through nowhere and look for the big next to nowhere or middle of nowhere signs. Not exactly a lot out here so it should stand out.
The creamery has some really good ice cream, both soft serve and regular and a whole plethora of cool screaming treats. The difficult part is deciding what to choose, there are enough calories on that menu to feed many third world countries.
The creamery is usually packed but there is plenty of parking and the lines move quickly. Many people seem to walk over from the very cool Middle of Nowhere Diner and come here to shove a few move thousand calories into their mouths. If you are going to consume vast quantities of calories they might as well be good ones and the calories here are definitely good.
There isn’t a lot out this way except for some good hiking but the places you will encounter are pretty unique, eccentric and very cool. The Next to Nowhere falls into this category. Definitely worth a stop the next time you are in the middle or even next to nowhere.

Location, location, location. And next to nowhere is a great location.
3.5 Stars
This place just opened up and seemed to have already started gathering a following. It is well placed and your typical multi window setup. They have a great large out door seating area and parking right up front.
The ice cream is pretty good and they have a nice selection. They also have a large selection of soft serve. I would not put them in the same league as Brickley’s; at least not yet. They have a lot going for them though. If you are not up for the trip all the way down to the coast for Brickley’s, this is the best place to go. It is not that fare off of 95, it is next to one of the better Diners and makes a strong showing.
I had the Chocolate Almond Yogurt and the wife has Butter Crunch and a Strawberry Cheesecake. Mine was a little gritty or granular like there were little ice crystals in it. Flavor was good; just think it was frozen too quickly. The Strawberry Cheesecake was some of the best I have had. Full of cheese cake chunks and the strawberry had real chunks, not just the syrup which makes it too over the top for me.
Worth a go.