The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Amazing little spot with some of the best wine I’ve ever had. Good variety of wine, fun atmosphere and friendly staff.

Great place. Great people watching and decent prices. Outdoor space is comfy, even in the winter (they have heaters) and the indoor warehouse vibe is neat.

Visiting Colorado and decided to try some of the local wines. We flew Frontier and they were serving this wine on the flight. We sampled quite a few and actually thought everything was fantastic. I really enjoyed the Malbec.
Friendly service, a cool and hip location with trendy artwork on the walls. Definitely worth stopping by if you are in the area

Only been once and need to visit a few more times to make an accurate review. So far: I love the wines, love the patio area and love the vibe.
I’ve HEARD that you can volunteer your time here and get PAID IN WINE!!! If this is true, I’m in and 5 stars.

As you can see from the pictures I posted, this place has a beautiful and spacious back patio, that generally has food truck visitations during high volume times. They also have a nice net canopy to provide some shade if you want some sun but not full 5280 solar beat down. We used our Denver drink passport to get a 241. Dev enjoyed a petit verdot and I had a rose. Hers was far superior to mine but both a delicious way to end the weekend outside. The indoor space is dark and has sort of a hole-​in-​the-​wall divey bar feel. The bar is generally filled with young professionals and hipsters, but the whole gamut of demographics is displayed at times. We love that this is a 9 iron’s distance away, which is a plus!
I recently found out that IMT is now serving their canned wine on Frontier Airlines! Big step for them, but you could never drag me away from my SWA loyalty.

So neat! We came upon this place while attending a summer etsy market in rhino. Just so happens that they are also on the Denver passport. An urban winery! The wine was actually great as I got the Rose. Very refreshing on a summer day. Inside and out the place is very cool with lots of different spots to sit and a wine vending machine!

Two words. WINE SLUSHIES!!! Definitely a must try!
I really enjoy the vibe of Infinite Monkey Theorem. The service is good, the food vendors they have is great, and the wine is pretty decent. I do like that part of the proceeds from the bottle sales go to Cancer Research/​Programs.

I have tried, really tried to love this place!
When they first opened the downtown location there was such hype but the meh taste and expensive wine turned me off. I finally returned for a tour event, which turned my opinion around, wine was better people were better. How they produce their wines was very cool and hip!
Then I brought a friend for some wine after having dinner at populist… wine was meh, service and attitude meh. (did a flight and none of the red flipped my skirt)
I’ve gone a couple more times and most recently for an HOA meeting. The bar tender acted as if i was doing him a service… I had already had to wait behind a bridal party or some sort but was chatting up other friends so it wasn’t as terrible as it could have been… I took my turn at the bar with a smile but still, no real love or desire to make my time pleasant… sigh.
Definitely a large place, plenty of weird not entirely comfortable seating…
Alas, i go here when i have, but i don’t choose to go here.

This place cracks me up. We have been here a few times– and it’s always entertaining. Last weekend there were people getting tattoos, a silent disco, and a lot of 80s gear going on. We just sipped our wine and took it all in. They have a really awesome outdoor space which is great if the weather is nice. There was also someone cooking up pizza’s outside. We like to stop here before dinner in the neighborhood (it’s very close to the populist) and always leave with a smile on.

Wine slushies. Period. End of story.
Their wine slushy was soooo refreshing and perfect for a hot day. My fiancé had the slushy and I tried their Rosé, which was equally amazing! We even liked this place so much that we ended up there later with a group of friends! We were very pleased by all of the seating options both inside and out that could accommodate our group of 8. The patio was quite sunny, but not too hot as they have a misting system. We eventually moved back inside to this little nook with couches that was perfect for our group. We ended up sharing a couple bottles of wine for the group and that was ideal.
I’d go back here in a heartbeat.

Interesting little wine bar. They serve wine in cans and growlers. They have a vending machine to dispense the cans if you want. They also have a plethora of clever marketing and other fun things surrounding their brand which are fun to read about while at the bar.
For food, there’s a firetruck outside that serves pretty delicious looking crepes. We were so full we couldn’t even try to eat one, but I definitely thought about ordering the S’mores crêpe anyway.

Really enjoyed myself with my friends at the private tasting! It was a fantastic experience and we learned a lot about wine and the wine culture in Colorado. Great company culture!
Enjoyed trying the different types of wine and learning about the seasons and climate they were grown in. Great spectrum of flavors. Love to support local businesses if I can! Canned Moscato for the win!
Tip: Make sure to put all bags in the trunk or hidden from view, my friends car got broken into around that area as we were at our wine tasting.

Sweet baby Jesus, there is finally a winery to compete with the brewery uprising.
You know when you thoroughly enjoy meeting people and hanging out at breweries, but you don’t want to drink beer because the gluten makes your tummy bloat? No? Oh, my bad.
This is THE place to hang out for the winos of Denver. Exceptionally friendly staff + great TAP wine (mind blown) + fun area makes this Dallas gal very jealous. You can get a flight to taste whateva you want — then buy a glass and play cornhole outside. Or, you can peek into their actual winery warehouse and try to catch the dog that runs around the area. YES, DOGS ARE ALLOWED — and babies! Although please leash both of them.

FINALLY!
My boyfriend loves breweries, and I do too, but I HATE beer. This is the most perfect solution I could have imagined. It has the same feel as the cool local breweries everyone likes so much, but with wine (on tap, in a can, whatever!) There are board games you can play, cool pictures to admire, and an eclectic mix of people that is entirely non-​pretentious. This is most likely where I will be spending my weekends from now on, and I am so glad I finally made it over to try it! I think very highly of this place.

WHAT A HIP, COOL PLACE!
In Denver there are SOO many breweries so it’s nice to be able to try something new. This is the epitome of an urban winery. We brought some out of town friends and they were blown away at how cool this place was. The décor is on point. There are also games and books, so whether you’re with friends and you want to play cards against humanity or you’re alone and want to ready a book about chemistry there is something for you.
I’m not very well-​versed in wine, so I ordered the peach bellini, it was phenomenal and my friends seemed to enjoy their wine as well. It’s a nice place to hang out, it’s not too loud so you can hear the person next to you, but the ambiance is lively. I will definitely have to come back here.

Had such an amazing time last night! There was a wine social with free swing dancing! Live band, free lessons. Gorgeous and large hidden back room. Free wine tasting and excellent Chardonnay. I heard they do this weekly. Definitely going back.

My favorite winery in Denver! The space itself is so perfectly decorated and the bartenders are always attentive, knowledgeable, and friendly. Without a doubt one of the coolest outdoor patios in the RiNo area.
The wines here are always delicious and you can even buy them in a can (a little strange but still good). The wines are a tiny bit overpriced but they are all really good and worth the money. I love that they have wine on tap and that they even do wine slushees. The Sauvignon Blanc here is absolutely amazing if you like light crisp white wines! A definite must try in Denver!

Great concept. Winery meets brew space.
I like this place overall because it’s unique. Here in Colorado, we have an abundance (or excess) of breweries, so it’s nice to stop into a place whose bread and butter is wine. And I do love a glass of red.
They have wine ON TAP, people! I learned that this really cuts down on the cost of the wine, sans the bottling and all that jazz. I had a little taste of each of the reds, all very good. I would honestly drink any of them, so yes they’re easy drinkin’ ;D. The only downside is that they chill their wine for some reason, and for a red wine lover like myself, it’s not ideal when it’s chilled. The bartender said it was for longevity as you hold it, but with my constantly cold hands it was cold the whole time. Ah well, still enjoyed it overall.
They also have wine in cans, which I’m interested to try if I come across in a store. I think this would be a fun place to visit in the summer; looks like they have a large outdoor space.

Loving the Infinite Monkey Theorem! We have visited several times to enjoy the wine, run some swing dance classes and events, and offer the bartenders tastes of our rare liqueurs.
Every wine I’ve tasted here meets my needs, whether draft, bottled, or canned. They also do kegs of wine, which I imagine would be great for large parties. Or, you can just have your party AT IMT in their back room, which features a mini-​bar, expansive space and urban décor.
The bartenders and staff are extremely friendly and helpful, so don’t be afraid to ask questions and taste a few things.
If you ever see the Peach Bellini on the menu, order it!

This place is great! A-​OK, trendy Denver Wine scene. Big spaces to sit with your friends and enjoy each other, and the ok wine. It is fun because the wine is on tap, and also comes in a can (for those First Friday Strolls??) or in a growler! How fun! Redefining wine!
Their graphic design (the chimp), and concept (If we had an infinite supply of monkeys, we could eventually make a fine wine…) is FUN. Their venue is great for socializing and they do have art showing all the time.
I dig it. Probably not going in my wine cellar next to the Château-​Neuf-​de-​Papes, if you know what I’m sayin’, but perfectly fine for Friday Night with friends!