Monark

Overrated, they try to be too exclusive, if you are a guy, and there’s anything wrong with the way you look, what you are wearing, who you are with, your attitude towards the bouncer, what mouthwash you used, what design brand shirt you are wearing, don’t even try to get in there, they will make up any excuse to not let you in.

This place sucks. The drinks are overpriced and in my experience; poorly made, and the servers are slutty chicks that aren’t charming. The whole joint tries for a sophisticated air, but if you aren’t completely wasted and take a long look around you’ll notice the rips in the cushions and the creepy, back-​alley abortion style bathrooms. To top it off, they charge a $ 50.00 «authorization» on your credit card without warning… which could really mess up your bank account quick. About the only thing interesting in my few nights at the Monark was the time one waitress unknowingly bent over in what I assume is considered a dress (barely long enough shirt) and showed her naughty bits to my table.

This place would be cool if it was 20 feet wider. I’ve been there over 15 times and I’m finally sorta over it. REALLY cramped. A few problems withh this joint, 1. it’s too narrow and the whole place feels like it’s a bottle neck, 2. the bathrooms are all the way in the back, so you have to fight the crowd to go pee, 3. Music is WAAAAY too loud. We like music, but if you can’t even order a drink or hear someone name, whats the point? The good thing about it is there is a hot crowd of good looking people and they appear to be having fun which is contageous.

Not too shabby. If bottle service is up your alley then you’d enjoy Monark.