Flamingo Show Club

CLOSED for renovations.

Ahhh, the Dixie strip in North Ridge, Ohio. The «strip» in the Dixie is far from ironic with Flamingos, Sharkys, The Harem, Total Xposure, and The Jada club all within spitting distance of one another. Luckily to tame the teeming masses of STD infected strip club patrons there is the Harrison Township Sheriff’s office smack dab in the middle of it all.
But on to Flamingo’s, my first strip club. This was a great place to start, it’s always good to aim low because then even mediocre joints seem like heaven compared to the fare that rides the poles in this place. It’s a case of the perpetual C squad with the patrons not even meeting them half way. It’s often old loners stroking their egos while phalanxed by some coked up «nursing» students who swear they are getting their bachelors at a community college.
Don’t get me wrong, this place is fun. It’s low key, not really that dangerous, and some of the dancers are pretty cool to talk to and some are even decent. I have never had a lap dance at a strip club, and this place further reinforces that standard. If you’re jumping off of I-​75 and feel the need to tangle with some acute depression the ladies and Flamingo’s will be more than happy to accommodate you for a price.
Factoids:
–The covers seem to be intermittent.
–The fog machine is probably penicillin.
— Drinks are cheap and you might get hounded to keep drinking.
–Chances are good you’ll see a scar from a stab, bullet, or C section wound.

This strip club advertises some neat promotions but if you show up ready to enjoy them you might be disappointed. They generally don’t bother with them unless there is a big enough turn out for them. Monday is the wet t-​shirt contest, thursday is the jello wrestling.
Happy hour is 3pm-​7pm
They also have a complimentary admission pass on their website but only valid on Wednesdays.