First off, it just opened. I mean, like two days ago just opened. It’s that new. It smells of wet cat food. Yes, even in the produce section that you walk into. Cat food. A scent so overwhelming that it never leaves your nostrils. The type of stank that lingers so heavily that you could use it to cover the scent of death in a morgue, although the morgue might be better off without the smell of wet cat food. Besides that, it’s a Walmart. You happen to be desperate enough to get a trash can at 3:30 in the morning? You’re in luck — Walmart sells one that actually has a warning label stuck on it that informs their clientele(that is able to read) that the trash can is made materials that is known to cause cancer. Of course it’s made by a company called Better Homes… because all good homes can be better with cancer-causing trash cans. I’d say that Walmart is killing off the small businesses of Cottage Grove, but the people of Cottage Grove did that long ago by not shopping in their own town when they actually had small businesses. But screw Walmart anyways. Why? Because a two-day old store shouldn’t smell of wet cat food and sell trash cans that can kill me.