Fatte Albert’s Pizza

This pizza is quite good and fresh but the price is high. I spent $ 30 for an xl pizza.

The food is good. But the customer service is terrible. While I was ordering my food the 2 employees were bad mouthing another customer and eating food and all that was said to me was «what do you want» and they gave my food to someone who came in after me and said he he was in hurry. Absolutely the worst service I have ever had.

Went in to order a small pizza for myself. The pizza tasted average not knocking stars for that, I just give it a two because there were just to many damn fly’s. I mean I don’t mind two or three fly’s but damn there were three around my table and then I glanced over to the trash can and seen a handful. Like I said before I don’t mind but had my sister been there she would of made me thrown my order away.

In the south valley, this pizza is unforgettable.
What can I say, I grew up eating this pizza through my early teenage years and now through the years it’s still taste the same as before.
Sure it has its downside the restaurant but you can’t deny the taste, smell and look of this hidden gem pizzeria. The prices are still rocket high and service is mediocre. I suggest for anybody who is passing through Coalinga or is a newbie to just stick to the pizza only.
The pizza and crust is the only thing keeping this place together. Everything on the menu is forgettable. Even the ranch is awesome. The garlic cheese bread was way too salty, and too much garlic to even eat. Wings were burn but edible, very average. I should of got the fries instead, it’s more better to compliment the pizza.
There is a Hanford, CA location but is not the same quality since the makers and cooks are the original breadwinners of this original location. The Hanford, CA is pretty below average and not ever step inside their restaurant.
Just remember to avoid this place are 12:00pm-1:15pm Monday through Friday. Because all the hundreds and hundreds of teenagers and children from the schools come to eat and literally make this place into a circus joint.
So just order yourself a pizza, ranch, jalapeños and a Hawaiian Punch fountain drink and call it a night!
I rate this place 4.0

Its Fattie Albert’s Pizza, it the pizza I grew up with. It has a big fluffy breadstick like crust that matches perfectly with the ranch that you can also purchase. If you went to school in Coalinga everyone can remember rushing to Fattie’s to get the lunch special, which for a huge slice, ranch and a soda for $ 5 is still a deal. The pizza is sloppy and greasy but in a good way becasue that is what my hometown pizza tastes like, and if it tasted like anything else I would be highly dissappointed. In the area there are many different pizza establishments, but Fattie Albert’s is a Coalinga staple.

Their lunch special is about the only thing special about this place. Good pizza, ranch & a soda for a great price. There delivery service however is terrible. Never fails they always forget something!

I don’t care about Fatte’s pizza. Their Fatte Pizza Rolls are amazing. These little rolls are a lot like cinnamon rolls except the tucked between the layers is pepperoni, sauce, cheese and all the other yummy things you might want on your pizza. The first time I had these, I was nearly speechless. I buy these for my friends regularly to familiarize them with this treat. It’s some of the best pizza stuff around.
Fatte’s is a locally owned and managed Pizzaria which is attached to the bar, Pit Stop, next door. This sometimes results in slower service even though it may LOOK totally non-​busy in the Pizza shop. Much of their business is run by high school students taking advantage of their great lunch special: a huge slice of pizza and a soda for $ 3.50 (I’m pretty sure). This is an inexpensive and filling meal but it’s not always the freshest if you come in during the lunch rush. The drinks tend to be filled up ahead of time, and may not be quite as zippy as if they were poured at your arrival.
Not to excuse the sometimes less than spic and span, but if you arrive anywhere close to lunch time, all bets are off. Most of us locals time our eating time to miss that period of lunch: 12:25 — 1:15 PM is the time to avoid in general. I do find myself trying to clean up on my own when I get there at times when it’s really messy. It’s not that there’s gross stuff on the tables or anything, they just aren’t fresh.
Although the staff is brusk at times as they are busy providing food for both establishments (Pit Stop and Fatte’s) they are usually friendly and able to accommodate special needs and requests. I own a business nearby and sometimes go over for pitcher of ice. They are very kind in filling my pitcher and doing it with a smile!
It’s a great place for a birthday party or other celebration.

Your restaurant doesn’t need to be clean or provide good service if you’re the only game in town. I agree with the other reviewers. The pizza is good but overpriced. Safe food handling practices? No way.

Dingy. Staff is less then friendly. And out takes 20 minutes to get a cheeseburger?! We are the only customers here

Poor quality in customer service. (Bad)
No menu to read off of before you reach the counter.
Cross contamination when pouring the drinks.
Drinks were made before you ordered, it allowed dust to accumulate in my water.
The place was dusty and dirty in some areas. (Outdated)
Food was ok

Haven’t had their pizza yet, have heard the take and bake pizza is awesome. Waiting for it to cool off to try that. Their burgers and chicken strips are very good. Burgers tend to have a lot of seasoning on them so if you are not a fan, request lighter seasoning. They are also HUGE servings so beware. ;)

Pizza is good, the crust is amazing! Decent prices. The store itself could definitely be a little cleaner and use some TLC.

It’s the best… If your from Coalinga. If your not, then its pretty good.