Kmart

A Unilocaler’s dream! Not the K-​Mart itself, I’m talking about being the first and last review for this K-​Mart because this store is going out of business. Yes, I’m afraid you missed your shot, this K-​Mart is done for. I was one of the capitalistic vultures that descended upon this dying little store to pirate whatever goods I could at very low prices. The K-​Mart was little more than a big empty box with the clothes no one else wanted, an undecipherable pricing mechanism (I bought a shirt that was «60% off for 80%!», that had an additional 10% cashier’s discount), and junk that no one wanted. I didn’t bother the staff with what the prices were. All of them had hope in their eyes, that they were escaping the sinking ship that is K-​Mart and going onto something better (whether that is unemployment or something else, it’s still better).
I ended up with some pajama pants, running shoes, and a shirt.
Given that they are going out of business, much like every other K-​Mart out there, they won’t be resupplying anytime soon. If you want a plush pillow representing an Angry Bird stormtrooper from the Angry Bird Star Wars game, than this is the place to go! If you aren’t interested in lumpy, stiff, and uncomfortable pillows from an obscure video game folks play on their phone, then this K-​Mart has nothing for you. You’ll have to break in to collect them, though.
Consider this spot closed for business.