McDonald’s

A McDonald’s review? Really? Yes, really. I’m not here to praise the food or the restaurant itself. We all know what it is: a global parasite that employs slave (well yeah, basically) labor and feeds the entire world a fat, sugar, starch and corn-​laden menu of (tortured and mutilated) factory-​farmed animals, Simplot potatoes and other assorted muck. And yes, I sometimes do business with this morally bankrupt company. They put crack in their food, I swear.
But anyway… I am here to review this particular McDonald’s. They are one of the quickest and most efficient McDonald’s I’ve ever been to. Did I also mention how polite and friendly their employees are? From the (day) manager Terry to the countless cashiers, window servers and drive-​thru order takers (whose names I unfortunately don’t know), they are never without a smile, a please and thank you, have a nice day ma’am, etc, etc. They definitely go above and beyond the usual grumpy, morose and sometimes impatient service I’ve had at other McDonald’s or any other fast food restaurant. Definitely recommend!