Christie’s Cabaret

Easily one of the best syrup clubs I’ve ever been to! Absolutely love it! Over the top friendly and helpful staff. Smokin hot girls. Vip/​bottle service is perfect, They really cater to you. A really party type/​vibe and atmosphere. Id come back here for any of their special events. Always a great time!
Huge VIP area gives you and amazing view of the stage. This place is a castle! Most impressive strip club I’ve ever been to!

0 zero stars if I could. You must keep your hands on the couch. Wtf is that. Bouncer came in and yelled at me for touching her ass. What a joke.

Stripper tj stole $ from my friends wallet. When we told fat bouncer he laughed. This just after our friend saw him walk out to car with her. Nothing but scams running here! Beware! This place used to be good, now it’s just just another dirt hole.

I’ve been to several strip clubs with my husband and his friends, and I always have fun! However, I felt like the bouncer at the door treated me poorly and I felt somewhat not welcomed. Maybe it’s because I’m a female, not sure? I’m still a customer, I’m still paying, and I always tip really well, so I was disappointed.

I went to Christie’s with two friends last night and have never in my life experienced such a deceptive and predatory environment. They lie, cheat, and steal every penny from your wallet. I have a feeling that this is what their staff is instructed to do.
I bought three shots of Jack and the waitress tells me I owe her $ 25 (yikes!) So I gave her two twenties and she disappeared with it, never to be seen again. Nobody ever gave me change for it. That’s the same thing the doorman did when I handed him a twenty. Twenty dollar cover charge? Are you kidding me?
My buddy bought two bottles of water and was told it would be $ 12. His bank called him this morning about a suspicious charge. They charged him $ 200 for two bottles of water! Criminal! And at one point, a dancer just randomly tried to hit him up for five bucks. She hadn’t danced for him or chatted with him or anything, just went up to him and requested a five dollar «tip» for nothing. Weird.
The service in this place is beyond deplorable. They only bothered to serve us twice and then just ran off with my cash and ran up my friend’s credit card. They are crooks. I’ve been to plenty of strip joints and never experienced a fleecing like this. Take your wallet somewhere else!

We had an excellent time at first at Christie’s Cabaret. Me and my fiancé went there expecting a nice evening and for 90% of the evening it was excellent until we had to file a police report and it dropped from 5 stars to one. We arrived on a Saturday night. Asked about bottle service. Got a bottle of Belvedere and mixers for $ 200 plus tip (45) and got sat in an excellent area and was told that even if we did not finish the bottle we would get to take it with us at the end of the night. The entire night beautiful dancers approached us and we had a great time including spending another $ 150 on seeing my fiancé get a dance with one of the club girls which was incredibly sexy.
From there everything went downhill. For starters we got told we could not leave with the bottle. Thats strike one but thats life because most clubsdo not offer that option so initially it was quite the perk. But that is not what broke the straw on the camel’s back.
I am sure if there is a response to this from Christie’s it will be along the lines of ‘the patron (s) were drunk, acting stupid or the like…’ What else could you expect them to say? There is a police report against them so obviously they would love to defame the customer. The fact is my fiancé was manhandled by a patron who we were explicitly told ‘he spends alot of money here, just let it go…’ They would never, ever admit to that and I assure you will try to defame me. My credentials are a lot better than their fat bouncers. Spent 4 years in the army, currently work for the United States government, after getting out of the army I worked providing security for Turkey Point Nuclear Plant in South Florida, and oh… worked in the service industry to boot at Transit Lounge in Miami Florida. Ive worked and experienced every spectrum of society. The fact that Christie’s Cabaret allowed my fiancé to have her breasts, ass and vagina to be grabbed by a regular because ‘he spends alotta money’ is beyond disgusting. A police report was filed. What a horrible organization. They held her back for ‘overreacting’ and let the regular, big spender go on his merry way. What a sexist, horrible company. I’ve been to gentlemans clubs with my fiancé in Miami, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Atlanta… even New Mexico and never seen such horrible treatment. Christie’s Cabaret portrays itself as classy and caring but I have never wanted to throw up so much nor in 4 years of a relationship have I EVER seen my fiancé so stunned, so hurt, so incredibly violated and appalled and literally mentally distressed… hope protecting your high paying customer was worth it Christie’s.

I’ve always wanted to come here and the first thing I noticed when we pulled in was how the building changes colors every couple of seconds which I thought was pretty cool.
You gotta pay $ 5 to park in the parking lot, and the cover charge is 8 bucks per person which at first I was definitely taken aback by but I accepted it because its a well known fancy strip club.
The place is pretty large and has two floors and the vibe inside is excellent once you can get past how dark it is when you’re not close to the stage, the place even has an elevator.
The prices for everything is also fairy expensive, to the drinks at the bar, to getting a simple table lap dance, a private dance, and a VIP room which again can’t be helped with it being a well known club. But what really attracted me and my friends were the champagne room which is over $ 100 to set up, but the rooms themselves feels like expensive hotel rooms and we decided next time we come and we all have cash that we would purchase a champagne room for our next visit.
The girls themselves were fairly pretty and a lot of them were built. I heard that the dancers all danced naked which personally is not really my thing but to my surprise during my time there while they were dancing on stage the most nudity they showed was them removing their bras but keeping their bottoms on which was a relief for me.
I couldn’t stay long but judging my experience from the time I had, it was pretty fun and I’m looking forward to going back and spending more time there.

I actually enjoyed my self, it was very very mellow, The dances are hot they were very friendly, The manger was so nice and showed us around and explained to us what everything was they played very good music it was very diverse no drama just a relaxing place I seriously Did love it i had a blast… That place is in fact off the chain if you never been there check it out. There is plenty of space its very big… The entrance fee wasnt to bad… It was a good time a good time to hang out with friends and watch sexy ass strippers of all ages. races and all that jazz check it out MERP

Very Classy! Huge Venue. Would have to go back during serving hours to check out the alcohol sales. Full Service bar. Not fully nude. No alcohol after 2:30am. Lots of people. Just hang out to your belongings. Grand entrance. Hard to top Diamonds Cabaret in Dayton, Ohio with their lighting and sound system, BYOB drink til 5:30am, and fully nude. Christie’s def was the potential to outshine and crush the local Cleveland Competitors. Every type of girls here but they need to have the cream of the corp. With a great venue like this they need to bring the show to life with the girls and really make it top notch. Theme parties and big shows such as you see in the movies.

I agree with others that this is about as classy of a club as you find outside of a very big city. And I’ve been to Vegas clubs that aren’t as nice as Christies.
I’ve been here 4 or 5 times, most recently this past spring. I’m very picky when it comes to dances, and even I got a dance here, from this girl with an absolutely perfect body. When the girls are on stage some are kind of boring, some are great. The giant staircase is awesome, I’m a big fan of that feature.
Occasionally I’ve had a crappy waitress here who takes forever and forgets things, but other than that I can’t complain. I’ve never been upstairs but I have heard that this is pretty much an «anything goes» club. The more money you drop, the more you’ll get.

I came. I saw. I ate chicken tenders at 2 am and they were delicious.
First time in a strip club and while I’m probably not Christie’s target market, this was an okay place to come. I had neither the desire or the bravery to say «yes» to a lap dance but I will say, I am IMPRESSED by these women and the way they can contort their bodies up and down a pole. Talk about incentive to work out.

Very large and nice upscale gentlemen’s club. They have a guard booth near the parking lot entrance and they charge $ 5 for parking on the weekends. Cover charge during the day is $ 5 and during night is $ 8. You can get in for free if you show your ticket stub from a concert or event of that same day.
They have a food menu of mostly pub food. I tried the Cheeseburger ($ 7) that came with fries. Also I tried the grilled chicken salad another day ($ 8). Food was not bad but of course the drink prices are high. $ 4.75 for a bottle of water and $ 4.25 for a diet coke. For your food/​bar tab you can pay with credit card but it requires your signature on three different forms and a fingerprint. For the lap dances you can buy «christies cash» and it has a 15% fee or you could use the $ 12 fee at the ATM.
The lap dances are $ 20/​song on the main floor and mostly done on couches lining the outside of the floor or at your chair. The second floor VIP rooms, which are $ 170 for 15 minutes ($ 100 to the dancer, $ 50 to the club, and $ 20 for the 2 drink upstairs VIP minimum). They have cameras in the VIP rooms and the floor dances are monitored by bouncers walking around.
The lap dances are topless but the dancers go fully nude on stage but the lighting inside is very dim. After midnight though, they stop going full nude on stage due to some strange law/​rule.
The place has an attendant in the men’s restrooms. After washing your hands, you can choose to use the air dryers for free or tip the attendant a $ 1 and he will hand you a paper towel.

I have to admit, for a strip club it isn’t bad. Granted this is the only strip club I’ve ever been too. A friend and I were curious one day and upon mentioning it to her boyfriend, he of course immediately offered to pay our covers.
I’ll have to say, at no point did I feel dirty or creeped out. The strippers there were actually pretty nice and talked to us for awhile giving us some «tips». And I have to say, it takes to some talent to get all the way up that pole.
If a strip club can make this «average» girl not feel creeped out, then I say they’re doing pretty well.

Saturday night. After the wedding party afterparty. The brother of the bride drags a few of us to this place, the single glitziest strip club I’ve been to outside of Las Vegas. I can’t say I’m a strip club kind of guy, but I’m certainly not immune to the charms of spectacularly beautiful women making out right in front of me, either. Also, you haven’t really lived until you watch a petite Asian girl climb to the ceiling on a 25-​foot pole using mainly her legs. That alone was worth the $ 8 cover charge. If you’re a man or a woman, expect to be asked for dances A LOT. I mean, every five minutes some girl stopped, shook my hand, and asked me if I wanted to go to the back room. Not having an extra few hundred dollars, I declined. I actually got asked so much I contemplated yelling «I’M GAY» at every girl I saw, but that might have ruined the mood.

Had a really crappy bachelor party for my boy down in D.C. (horrible, horrible city for a bachelor party), so the Friday night before his wedding in Cleveland, we dragged him here for a re-​do. We got here around 10pm and expected to have a few beers and leave in about an hour. There was no touching, and it was topless only, so what can you really expect?
Well, we stayed until closing. And we all hit the ATM at least once (I believe the ATM fee was $ 12).
First of all, the girls here were gorgeous. I’ve been to strip clubs in New York, L.A., D.C., Atlantic City… actually Atlantic City is trash, I don’t know why I mentioned that. Point is, the girls here were on par with or above any other strip club I’ve been to other than Stringfellows in London. But a lapdance at Stringfellows will cost you a liver and two kidneys, and they don’t dance like the girls at Christie’s do.
There’s no touching. Doesn’t matter; the girls will take care of all the touching for you. Also, as with most «no touching» establishments, they go with the no hands policy, but you can put your mouth pretty much anywhere. That’s not exactly the most sanitary practice, but you should be aware of it.
It’s topless only. Also doesn’t matter; every single one of the girls showed us the goods. And really, a glimpse is enough for me. If I’m not penetrating it, I don’t actually want to look at that thing for four full minutes.
As for the bachelor part, we paid $ 100 to put our boy on stage. He got to pick his three favorite girls beforehand, and they danced all over him. I stress that they DANCED all over him. They did bounce on his lap some but didn’t pound his crotch into erectile dysfunction like the dancers at many other clubs do. I never understood that tradition. Also, they gave him a free Christie’s t-​shirt, which was a sweet little bonus.
Two other technical details. First, they’ll fingerprint you if you use your credit card and also do this weird thing where they hold an extra $ 200 against your card. Both are in case you skip out on the bill, but that $ 200 never gets charged against you if you sign your bill. Second, if you encounter this hot blonde and brunette team, go for it. At least once. It’ll cost you double, but they’ll go down on each other. That’s just special right there.
Of course, you can’t judge a strip club on one night, but it was probably one of the best strip club experiences I’ve ever had. I reeked of cotton candy perfume afterwards and loved it. Highly, highly recommend.

I like strippers
Sorry, just had to counter Amy :)