7-Eleven

I’m aware that this analogy has already been used for this place, but I was part of this initial spark of inspiration for this review.
When entering this place, think Half Baked opening scene, they’re all kids walking into the store. One kid pops out of a huge slushed, Abba Zabba, Jerry Garcia playing guitar in the kids ear. If you’re not familiar, go out and rent it, red box it, download it. Get Hip! Anyways, they have a little bit of everything here. Jerky, fix a flat, all varieties of peanuts/​trail mixes, gloves for gardening, beer, a wide candy variety, a sandwich section containing burritos, fresh made sandwiches (don’t take my word on «fresh») ice machine, ice cream, doughnuts, lottery, me cigs real cigs, dip, lots of beer and much much more. On top of that amazing list I just ran through, they are also… Wait for it… A gas station and even on top of that… Wait, wait for it… THEYRE ²⁴⁄₇!!! Yes ²⁴⁄₇! You must hit this place up, best thing is you can do it any time, no matter what shift you work. Everyone needs gas and snacks at some point and this ⁷⁄₁₁ that is ²⁴⁄₇ will be there for you anytime you like :)

I wandered down to 7 – 11 tonight while hanging out at my friend’s house nearby. I felt like it was the opening scene from Half Baked. Had a nice cold bottle of Perrier. They even carry Chobani Greek Yogurt. My mama always used to get me Slurpees when I was sick with the flu as a kid. I have not had a Slurpee in years. When I saw that Sugar Free Mango Lemonade spinning around tonight, I knew I had to have one. The terrible «brain freeze» that followed was well worth it. This is a store everybody in Cleveland should go to.