T and K Smog and Auto Repair

Humming down the road in my brand new barely washed hardly sat in vehicle. I looked up at the windshield and saw my sticker for an oil change was due. I happened to be in Chula Vista off of Broadway, and I said to myself, wow there are a bunch of mechanic shops out here, and noticed that I needed an oil change, I pulled over into what looked like a normal Chula Vista service center. I drove around in the service center looking for an open Bay and I found one towards the back called TNK smog. As I approached the bay, I asked the gentlemen working, which by the way was 300 lbs and had chimichanga residue all over his chin, I asked him, «Sir, do you know anyone around here who can give me a quick oil change? «he referred me to his helper who later I found out his name to be Thair to do my oil change. Anyways, so I hear the door open from the back and out comes this guy who literally smelled liked shit and he said he’s gonna change my oil in just a second. at that particular moment, after looking past all the grease on the walls and the chimichangas on the chins, and the shit all over the place, I knew I was in for a ride… but I didn’t want to be rude, so with a low tone of voice I said «ok». Going against my better judgement.
The guy that smelled like shit said my car would be ready in 30 minutes. I said ok. When I came back I noticed that my car was not even there. I asked the big fat guy which later on I found out his Name was Nacho… but his name should have been fat burrito. suddenly forgot how to speak English. I asked him 4 times where my car was. The only response I got out of this overweight fat penguin ass was «no se».
At this point I was very frustrated, as I picked up my phone to call the police to report my car stolen, I see my white car pulling up with seventeen Mexicans in it. and I said to myself I just got screwed. This guy took my car, went south of the border, brought a bunch of illegals over, while he should have been changing my oil. After picking up my jaw from the floor, I asked if he changed my oil. He said not only did he change the oil, he had the seventeen Mexicans detail my car while the oil change was being done. and by detail, I mean I was left with more than ten candy wrappers and crumbs and a green sandwich. And the worst part was that my car now permanently smells like shit.
I don’t think this guy gave me an oil change. My battery is about to die right now because that’s just the first part of this very lengthy review.
To the other reviewer who called this guy Thair the «Tiger of Baghdad».You are mistaken… he is the Rat of Baghdad.

My Son’s ’04 Kia Spectra @ 137k miles needed a clutch. Thaier & Nacho took on a project here that required dropping the subframe to remove the transaxle. i brought the parts & they started late in the day on Thurs. & had us ready to go less than 24 hrs. later @ less than ½ the total cost of the same job @ the dealer. Car feels great, like new & they flushed the slave cylinder as well per my request. My trust is growing in their quality repair work & value.
mike c. 7−27−015

After 32 years of going to other smog places, I only come here. Fast and honest.