Pol-Mart Deli

If you don’t speak Polish don’t bother.
Very rude staff that do not speak English or have no idea they are working in a customer service business… is it really that bad in Poland?

If you speak Polish and you got off the boat recently, Pol-​Mart is the place for you. All of the signs are in Polish, everyone speaks polish, and very little English can be heard. The deli case is filled with random smoked, stuffed and fried meats, most of which appear to be pork. The wall is covered with hanging sausages with names I can’t spell or even begin to pronounce. The cooler has borscht looking soups and noodles with strange looking ingredients in tin containers. The magazines and newspapers are in Polish and and the staff has that famous Euro-​Trash look we have all come to love from watching James Bond films or checking out pictures of Paris Hilton partying along the Dalmation Coast.
Avoid being too loud when asking «Whats in the sausage?» or an old woman that looks like your grandmother may tell you in a strong accent to keep it down.

Greaty little Polish Deli near Harlem and Addison. You can get great freshly baked bread and all the sausage you can handle. The deli counter has everything a polish person could want and the prices are pretty good too.