Bacon Fest 2010

I grew up through the Dark day’s of the cold war. The threat of Nuclear Apocalypse was hanging over our heads. When the Soviets were spouting their jargon about American decadence, Bacon Fest is what they were talking about.
Bacon Fest was a Smörgåsbord of food and booze. There were Dates wrapped in bacon, Breaded Bacon and even Bacon served on a Waffle with Ice Cream. Some of the Best chefs in Chicago were showing off their craft using the Blissfulness, that is Bacon.
As if the food wasn’t enough, there was Bacon Infused, Makers Mark, Bacon Bloody Mary’s and Bacon Sangria.
The Stan Mansion was the perfect place to hold this event. Not only is it large enough for an event of this size, the place is beautiful. The organizers of the event made a wise decision in only selling 300 tickets for each session. Any more than that would have been too much. There was plenty of room to eat, drink and raise your Cholesterol level.
My only advice to the wonderful people who organize this event is, provide couches!!! After the first hour, I desperately needed a nap. If I had a pillow and a place to sleep, I might still be there cuddled up in a dark corner.
I’m not a religious person, but Bacon Fest may be as close to heaven as I get. I only have two questions for the people who organized this event. How in the hell are you going to get the Bacon smell out of the Stan Mansion. By the time we left it smelled like a overcrowded, Waffle House. My other question is: Where were you hiding the Defibrillators? I was one Bacon covered Waffle away from a Grabber.