Towne House Motor Lodge

Literally the most awful place I’ve ever stayed. It’s disgusting, smells like cigarettes (in the non smoking room), everything is haphazardly repaired, lights don’t work, phone doesn’t work. They have Wi-​Fi! (But it sucks).
Just don’t bother unless you simply can’t afford anything else. You pay for what ya get!

In a nutshell: this place looks like somewhere The Devil’s Rejects would have hid out in before «Free Bird» started playing and they get shot up like Swiss Cheese in the Buick.
As a last minute birthday gift for me last week, my friend spontaneously drove us to West Virginia to visit Hollywood Casinos for an overnight stay. Unfortunately this weekend happened to be the same weekend a golf tour was in town, so all the rooms were booked solid. Sad faced we ventured off in search of somewhere to stay and he drove across the street to this motel that time and Clorox Bleach forgot.
Walked in and the smell of mold immediately spin-​kicked me in the nostrils. The television looked like it should have come with a complimentary pair of pliers to change the UHF dial. The toilet had #2 stains in the bowl. I turned back the sheets to discover evidence of someone’s night of debauchery (no Grisham needed, this stain was HUGE). All this I spied within the time it took me to open the door and before my friend brought our bags in.
As my tip says, we checked in and checked RIGHT BACK OUT! I didn’t even take the time to take pictures for fear of asbestos poisoning. There’s a reason no one has reviewed this place yet… anyone choosing to stay here is doubted to make it out alive! I will say the lady at the front desk was nice about refunding him the money… she should have been.