Parker Universal Lab

3 stars because I don’t really know how this experience can be particularly good or bad. (Well, I can think of how this could particularly suck but not realistically.) Had to get a pee test for a job and didn’t know what to expect. It’s a quiet little office with one guy manning the front desk as well as administering the test. There’s no wait and I get the impression there rarely is so you may as well come in ready to piss (or jizz, if you’re doing a paternity test) lest you have to sit in the waiting room, reading outdated magazines and drinking water that tastes like the tank ought to be cleaned.
The guy is nice. Friendly if not professional and I didn’t feel uncomfortable. The whole thing took 10 minutes walk-​in to walking out.