Peter Piper Pizza

First I want to say I believe it is now my patriotic duty to review all the super Americana «trash» places In Arizona as I visit them. So now on to my review of Peter Piper Pizza in Casa Grande!!! As you read my review you will see why I have given this «establishment» four stars. First the food is complete A**. I met my Mother there with my kids (as it is half between). We ordered the chicken wings. If you could eat the food that they use for little kids kitchen food, I am sure it would taste like these. We also had a medium cheese pizza. It is cardboard with sauce and mozzarella. On to the good stuff.
The kids play area is a bit on the smallish side, but packed with your usual assortment of games. But you have to love the ticket producing, kid /​Vegas games. My four year old looked like a 90’s Japanese kid who had watched too much animé and was on the verge of seizures. I believe he might have peed his pants a little. My older son and I played a few games of video /​ticket producing deal or no deal game and racked up a pretty sizeable load of tickets. I also rocked skee ball, I was definitely way better than the majority of 8 to 10 year olds in that place. The traditional skee ball is much harder to produce tickets on than the newer basketball style version, FYI. At the end of our ten dollars worth of tokens we traded our tickets in for 1-​Fake Moustache 1-​Mouth shaped mouth whistle 7-​Fruit flavored tootsie rolls. A good day’s work by any means.
Now on to the true beauty of this place, the ambience. There were multiple birthday parties going on. We were there for about 1.5 hours and there had to be 10 – 11 fairly large birthday parties in that time. They now make their teenage staff wear baseball style uniforms that say Party helper or something like that. They are vintage Fast Times at Ridgemont High hot dog on a stick style uniforms. Every party was almost exclusively M.A.T. (I just made this word up.) Mexican American Trash (please let me know if this racist, not intentional, but they were not white.) The women were in their most restrained try not let it all hang out kids birthday party best. Thank «whatever deity you believe in» that this place doesn’t serve alcohol.
Finally the best part: As I walked in I noticed an early twenties hipster couple lingering in the kids game area. They did not look like anyone else in the place. I kept glancing over at them and realized 1. They were not with any birthday. 2. They were super stoned. They stood right by this alien bike ticket producing game and stared at the kids playing games for hours on end. When I left they were still in the same spot watching all the games /​kids playing them. So in conclusion if you are thinking about dropping acid, eating shrooms, or getting stoned; I would highly recommend driving to Casa Grande and checking out Peter Piper Pizza on any given weekend, and that is why I give this establishment four stars.