Carson City Sheriff

It just keeps getting better, I’m afraid.
Ever since the Protect ATV Dealers From Out Of State Sales Act was passed, my ATV has remained criminally unregistered. I finally decided it was time to pay my $ 20 so they could afford to do all those great things for us ATV riders that they promised.
I’m joking, of course.
Anyway, I sent in all my paperwork to the DMV, but since I bought it so long ago they sent everything back and said, «Oh no, you’ll have to bring it down here so we can eyeball that VIN #.»
Yeah, I’ll get right on that.
So I try again [much] later, and I call them to see about coming down. «Oh no, you don’t come here, we have nothing to do with that! You need to take it to a dealer or show it to the cops!»
So I go to the dealer, but they sneer at me because I didn’t buy it there. «Just call the Sheriff’s Department and they’ll send someone to your house.»
Really?
So I call dispatch and they’re like they do this a hundred times a day. I tell them I’ll be home in five minutes, but the two volunteers take their sweet time getting there. It takes them seven minutes. They fill out my form and compliment me on my neatness, call in the VIN, sign and date, and they’re on their way.
Wish someone at the DMV That Has Nothing To Do With OHV Registration had the brains to tell me this in the first #@$*&^@ place.