Stiletto

This was the worst Stripper bar I’ve ever been to. After paying a hefty cover charge you walk in to this tiny, filthy little club with ugly fat strippers who don’t even wear decent lingerie. It smelled horrible as well. I will forever call this place «Ghetto Stiletto». Me and my boyfriend got out of there in less than five minutes. What a joke this place was!

I’m not a stranger to NYC strip bars but I am not familiar with how NJ strip bars operate. I was celebrating my birthday with friends nearby and decided to stop in here after. I’ve driven past this place many times and have always wanted to go in. They always advertise guest porn stars that host here but not on this night.
The place is TINY. Probably the smallest strip place I’ve been to. It looked pretty old and dingy. It could definitely use some upgrading. There was a $ 20 entrance fee per person which at first I wasn’t bothered with since they do the same thing in NYC but once I entered I felt ripped off. There was also and $ 8 PER PERSON fee at the bar which I still don’t get what it was for. We brought our own bottle of champagne so were they charging for ice?
The seating is a joke. There are chairs around the stage where guys who aren’t even tipping the girls sit just watching. There is a tiny area with a very short «wall» where people were getting lap dances. There’s a price list on the wall for «VIP private dances» which I thought was outrageous. Anyone who pays those prices is an idiot.
The girls were not hot at all. Sorry, but just being honest. They advertise as being a full nude place but only one girl was fully naked while the rest wore bikinis. Maybe it was an off night? But I would think they would have the «best girls» working on a Saturday night…

To be clear, my rating is for the beautiful faces and bodies. Also, the girls were friendly and they got fully nude. It’s refreshing to see strippers with natural bodies, flat stomachs, and little/​no tattoos. However, those «dancers» didn’t do any pole tricks. They just laid down on the stage and spread eagle. Also, the entrance fee was trickery. Instead of charging $ 20 at the door, they charged a $ 10 fee at the door then a mandatory $ 8 fee at the bar for a «drinking wrist-​band.» Huh? Why not just charge the complete fee and strap on wrist bands at the door? Its a BYOB (bring-​your-​own-​bottle) place, so please explain why I should pay them to drink my own booze? The free valet parking was nice, but I felt sorry for the guy standing out in the cold for tips. Throw him a bone and charge $ 2 for valet. I don’t know what they were hiding, but I think their problem could be solved with an interior decorator instead of a fog machine. Strip clubs are typically dark and warm, but they shouldn’t be damp and moist too. I bet the walls are moldy when the lights are turned on. But again, the girls were the saving grace of that club.

Where do I start, the $ 20 entrance fee, seating, $ 8 minimum at the bar which was mandatory or the $ 10 ATM fee.
After a great night of playing pool, me and the boo decided to hit up the nearest strip club since it was only 1:30am. We found this spot off the beaten path near the Meadowlands Stadium. There was mandatory valet parking which no biggie I’m use to that from Tampa Fl. Outside of being beyond annoyed with the entrance & ATM fees the girls seemed very lazy. The place looked like it could use a nice face lift as well. The VIP prices are crazy and the chick had the nerve to tell me $ 50 for 5 mins and she looked like she was drinking and on something no thank. The seating was horrible, several of the guys weren’t tipping but holding seats.
On a positive note, there were a few girls who didn’t have a belly who I wanted to see dance. I think they had just gotten off the stage when we came. Talked to the ladies and said they had another set coming up after all the fake strippers got off the stage. Tipped her waiting to see her but we got bored waiting.
Needless to say we won’t come back based on initial visit. Maybe if we have another spontaneous pool night and need more entertainment we’ll give it another try.

Very good club to hit after a game at Giants Stadium. Always have hotties

This place was horrible. Me and my friends all went here together we were out in 15 minutes, the girls are ugly, not only are they ugly, that’s the only place strippers are not all over the customers. I’m going to point out one rude girl. She was a blonde girl, with lip injection looking like a cartoon character she was hideous, I was at the bar, she asked me if I want a lap dance, I looked her ugly ass and said NO she goes well than why are you even here. I told her I’m with my boys hanging out, she goes ok than leave I’m working like who are you? She gets on stage and I didn’t even looking at disgusting looking thing. This was the worst place I’ve ever been too I wish I can give it no stars. The seating is bullshit, don’t even bother going here it’s a waste of time and money. I rather spend my money at the harem were girls are actually decent and they communicate politely unlike this beat down shit hole. Jeez I hate stilettos so much

The place was not what I expected (i.e. not clean, nor professional, nor courteous). Not all of the dancers on stage were nude, and out of the three dancers I got lap dances from, two kept the deal to be nude, but a third (Veronica) did not disrobe, so I felt shortchanged. I would not consider going back there unless they renovated the interior, taught the staff manners, and got rid of the dancers who are scamming customers.

bachelor party (12 dudes):
8 bottles of grey goose + delving into party bus entertainment prior to entry + makin it rain with loose change (approx $ 2400 in singles) + gracious management + friendly bartenders + clean interior = 3 stars
scantily-​clad «I’m paying for college» strippers with 5″ heels + pungent scent of stripper perfume left on my shirt + hearing, «let’s get together soon on my off day», bullsh*t + leaving with $ 27 = 4 stars
We couldn’t locate the bachelor at the end of the night = perfect evening