Calexico High School

Do you want to loose all hope in the education system? Then this is the perfect place for you.
Eat sugar-​coated gruel for breakfast and lunch. Get your class schedule mest up by underpaid, often cranky, staff. Get lectured by unionized teachers that can’t be fired no matter how incompetent they are. Loose your math skills by grade 11.
Oh and the best! Get harassed by wannabe-​cop proctors. Watch students have sex afterschool under the bleatures and in the unsupervised band room (sad stuff, highest teen pregnancy rate).
Buy cheap candy from bending machines operated by the over zealous Associated Student Body. Hear rumors of teachers overstepping their boundries with female students. Then find out the pervert was sent out on paid leave until people forgot about the incident. (Tip: he drives a Jeep)
Be miserable unless you are a superficial, materialistic prick who got a 4.0 GPA by cheating all the way.
And people wonder why troubled teens go on shooting sprees.
Overall ¹⁄₁₀. Would suicide if I had to do it all over again.
«Pride, Excellence, Bulldog.» NOT!