Papa John’s Pizza

Ah, this place isn’t horrible by any means but they definitely deliver about as fast as old people f*ck. you’re better off going to pick up your food.

Probably ordered here 5 – 6 times since my last review… and they have been getting worse each time. Delivery is taking longer, even during non peak hours. Quality is slacking and we had an awful experience a few nights ago:
6pm: place order
650pm: order arrives
652pm: realize order is ridiculously incorrect
653pm: call store, get the «oh shit» response and are assured replacement pizza is on the way
730pm: call store with angry voice, assured pizza replacement is on the way
808pm: replacement pizza shows up… and here’s the kicker, they want the messed up order back! Absolutely not. They didn’t even offer to comp our meal, no way I’m giving back that pizza. Plus, we got hungry waiting and ate it.

today they had a deal in papa johns, one large pizza with three free toppings, we all know that it is additional with the price but to hear the word free is a wonderful thing.
so we got spicy sausage, ham and chicken, wow this pizza was on the money, can’t complain. well just a little, all they need is to speed up there delivery, and stop adding the tip in the price, then asking for another tip, don’t be fooled check your bill before you pay, other then that the pizza was really gooooooooooooood. ;o)

Well, it was one of those days — not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store — to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was WHEAT — what?
WHEAT PIZZA (what?)
*singing* WHEAT PIZZA, some stupid dude made you.
Uknow-​what-​EYEm-​sayin? so I said, excuse me, dear
My gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I’ll buy that slice!
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What a waste of money.
For such an ill slice.
Don’t be an idiot.
And poison your honey… what? with wheat pizza.
The wheat crust pizza blows*. It’s too delicate (falls apart) and tastes like a pita bread. Not even the garlic butter can save it. Wow, it is a transgression against all pizza lovers. Maybe it ruffled this whiner’s feathers.
However, like my past review, ordering online is nice and simple and the delivery comes within 40 minutes. I can’t complain. Regardless of the freshest ingredients, I will never order the wheat crust again.** Someone hold me.
* I like wheat bread and applaud the healthy option, but for pizza it’s like, like Oreos and tang. Hot dogs and milk. That line should never have been crossed.
** Don’t ask why. If there is a new type of crust next month, ie pumpernickel or sourdough or rye, I’m going to be stupid and try it.