231 Street Cleaners

231^st Cleaners touched has all of the important qualities of a good dry cleaners down:
1) Fast
2) Courteous
3) Quality

I love this place, good overall and it’s by the 1 train. They close Sundays but owner always asks when you need your clothes and he will accommodate to your schedule if he can. Nice and good service, price is ok.

Awesome service. Fast turnaround. Great work. This is now my go to tailor in this area.

Good, dependable dry cleaning and tailoring place. Minus 1 for charging a dollar to sew a button. 50 cents ok. A dollar, that is just mocking me. What do I look like, a rich hipster? I took it home and did it myself.
Ok, ok, in all honesty, I took my newly clean pants home and hung them in the closet where they are waiting patiently for me to get around to sewing that button back on.
«Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn’t shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You’re free to go.
Moe: Good, ’cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]»
Anyway, this dry cleaning/​tailoring place has nice employees. I am always a little uneasy when people are SOOO friendly, after all this is New York, and I wondered a little if maybe when I left they’d badmouth me. Well it doesn’t really matter as long as the dry cleaning is clean, and it was, so hey.
Weird thing that not too many other dry cleaning places do in this neighborhood– these guys ask for a name, address and phone number. I’m like what?! The other place down the block knows me only as «Pink Number 9024» and I like it that way. So I told a little white lie and gave a 30 Rock character’s name as my name. But I gave my real phone number cause you know, I gotta stay in touch with the place that has joint custody of my $ 50 pants.
The address I declined to give. After all, we do live in a post-​apocalyptic John Tyneresque world and I have to guard my remaining liberties carefully. Don’t tread on my dry cleaning!!!