Sweet ‘n Nasty

They were so helpful! I called the night before I needed a cake, and they had no problem accommodating this request. The cake turned out wonderfully!

This place was great! Called them the same week that I got the cake. Staff was very professional over the phone, and they even let my friend go pick up the cake. Prices were pretty reasonable, good for a Boston based bakery. I would definitely recommend for anyone looking for a sexy cake.

I have lived in the neighborhood, probably within 1 mile, for more than 8 years but I have never been in here. I have walked by but they were closed… usually later in the evenings. But one day after a crummy day at work I got off at the Hynes Convention Center stop and decided to stop in to maybe get some cupcakes for myself.
When I entered the young lady that was at the front didn’t even look at me. I stopped to look at the cakes and even though they smelled delicious and I was smiling and grinning like an idiot in excitement, the employee didn’t even acknowledge me or look at me. She seemed to be scowling at whatever paperwork she was doing on the counter.
I stood there looking at the cupcakes for a few more moments and asked her a few questions. She didn’t really seem to want to answer my questions or serve me as a customer or even welcome me. I felt like I wasn’t allowed in the store. I suddenly felt like a huge jerk for coming in.
I wandered farther into the back of the store trying to decide whether or not I wanted to patronize this business. I looked at the other things they have for sale and thought about whether I should support rude service.
I went back to the front of the store and looked at the cupcakes again… I REALLY wanted the cupcakes… and I mean not 1 of them but 6 of them because I am a binge eater… but after the employee continued to ignore me even though I was admiring them and smiling, I decided against making a purchase.
I am actually really shocked because a store like this seems like they would greet me and welcome customers. I am shocked that I received the exact opposite of their fun and silly store; I received a cold shoulder and nobody seemed to want my business.
It has been a long time since I have gone into a small business with a really positive attitude about possibly patronizing the store, and leaving dejected and quite frankly, embarrassed. I sort of felt like a kid in the cafeteria who nobody wants to sit with at lunch.

I came here for a gay bachelor cake. I left with nothing short of an AMAZING creation covered in vaginas and penises and boobs. Not only did the cake look fantastic, it also tasted AWESOME. I mean honestly I wouldn’t have even cared. The point was to have something that looked awesome and the fact that it was delicious w a capital D was just an added bonus. At $ 30 for the smallest cake (8 inches I think), the 5 of us only got through less than half. Seemed totally reasonable. Also, yes, their hours could be better, but it is what it is. Not convenient enough for you… Go somewhere else.

For the recent birthday celebration of a rather dirty minded girl I bought a profane birthday card (great selection btw. The copulating giraffes one made it a tough choice); a generously endowed cream-​filled chocolate wang; and one of the «The best is yet to cum» birthday cakes (Apparently this is one of the trademark cake designs), featuring an edible and strategically erect johnson captured in mid-​moment of evicting the white Russians from the Kremlin.
The Newbury Comics-​esque collection of novelty items there is also rather remarkable, and it’s tough to surprise me. Penis pasta, beach frisbees with nipples, dangling plush twig-​and-​berries slippers, even a wind up doll of the president and his «stimulus package», along with the more well-​known bachelorette party themed items. Plenty of cheap goodies worth a quick laugh as a birthday bag stuffer. I encourage you to check out the entire array of toys and edible items for sale.
Customer service was prompt and polite although I got the feeling they were slightly unsettled that I was so nonchalant about examining the bins of edible monster cocks.
As for the culinary qualities of the items, well they’re about what you’d get from the supermarket cake section, but if you’re shopping here for gourmet you’re doing it wrong. Your tongue is intended for one purpose only at Sweet ‘n Nasty and it isn’t to be a snobby internet foodie.

Bought a cake for afriends 21^st birthday.
$ 40 for a 10″ cake with custom writing and two big chocolate breasts on them.
Quite the novelty item. The cake itself tasted okay, nothing too great but worth the purchase.
The store has a ton of variety of adult novelty items and edible candy/​chocolates in all shapes and sizes,

WARNING FELLOW UnilocalERS: THERE IS A NO RETURN POLICY HERE!
Came here to buy some stuff for a lingerie shower/​bachelorette party. I bought at least $ 35 worth of stuff, only to find out that the other person helping me out with the shower had already bought beaded necklaces for the guests and that the bride already had a sash. Having bought the items on thursday, and with their crappy hours (who is available before 7pm on most weekdays!?!), i wasn’t able to come back until Saturday afternoon (thats a whole two days later). I asked about their return policy (IS THIS DISPLAYED ANYWHERE!?!) and the girl said «due to the nature of our store we don’t offer returns).
This doesnt make any sense. Look, I’m not returning a used condom or a half eaten candy penis or something– I was returning BEADS that were clearly unopened/​unused TWO DAYS LATER, and a sash STILL in its packaging. The fact that there is NO return policy kind of shows the lack of customer service this place has. While I can only assume that some of your clientel are questionable, others of your clientel are still respectable, and deserve a little customer service.
I will not be frequenting this place anymore, there are enough other shops like (condom world less than a few blocks away) it in Boston that offer similar services without the bs from some clearly uptight, and full of themselves staff.

I was here to get a cake and treats for a joint bachelor+bachelorette party. Staff were very friendly, I’m not sure who the previous reviews talked to but people were very nice when I came to order the cake, and when I picked up the cake. Because the time of the party wasn’t decided yet, I had to change pick-​up times on the phone while ordering the cake, and the staff was very patient with me.
–1 star because I wish they had cakes that weren’t just round. It would have made the party more fun, but the treats and the cakes we got were enough to entertain and amuse.

I absolutely LOVE Nikki and her crew! Nikki welcomed us to the nieghborhood with open arms and brought us delicous treats from chocolate, to brownies to cupcakes. Till this day she still suprises us with sweet ‘n nasty treats, like freshly baked carrot cake! Sweet ‘n Nasty has a great sense of humor and a devoting love for what they do, they can make anything imaginable!
Unlike other shops of its kind (aka Amazing) Sweet ‘n Nasty doesn’t have that awkward feeling of people staring at you while you shop. And obviously, no one else has erotic sweets like this bakery does!
*Perfect for bachelor/​bachelorette parties, Over the Hill, Valentine’s Day or any night with that special someone :)

I use to get birthday cakes for my friends here when I was in high school. I don’t think the prices are too out of range; pretty decent. I remember my friend taking trips here frequently to get «dick pops» lol
Overall, I really like Sweet n Nasty and I plan on getting a cake from here for my birthday :)

After accepting a job offer in Washington, D.C. my loving friends decided to send me off by throwing a funeral and shoving my face into a penis cake. I wuvv you gais.
Sweet n’ Nasty wouldn’t be the type of bakery you’d get gram and gramps their anniversary cake but rather that slutty bff finally getting married or for your favorite gay’s going away party.
The cake was beautifully decorated and topped with a white chocolate penis cookie. Although size doesn’t matter (jk) the peen was quite lahhge. Alongside was a teeny tiny black peen which was perfect for lolz and poking friends in the eye.
The cake itself tasted pretty good (once removing my face from it) and the bakery was able to customize the pre-​made cake by adding my name and a farewell message.
Bye for now Boston! And I’m takin’ this penis wiffme.

MY 43^rd birthday cake was gotten here, and it was INCREDIBLE! Needless to say, it was decorated in a VERY adult like fashion (it was PERFECTLY NASTY!), and to top it all off, it TASTED GREAT! If you like SWEET cake, this is your place. If not, this may not work for you, because as the name says, it is SWEET.
I ordered a cake from here once before, for a friend a few years ago, and had forgotten what a GREAT job they do.
Thanks to my friends for this birthday surprise!

Everyone’s favorite gay, Jeffrey H., was moving to DC and a bunch of us were throwing him a going-​away party… so of course, we needed a penis cake. Duh.
It was a last-​minute idea, so I nervously called hours before the party to ask if they had pre-​made cakes or if they only took custom orders (I didn’t have a plan B). The woman on the phone was very nice and informed me that they did indeed have 2 penis cakes ready to go. I told her I’d be there in 15 minutes.
Got there, asked them to write Jeffrey’s name on the cake and was out in about 5 minutes. They were very happy to help and really liked the idea of writing «Boston» on the tip and «DC» on one of the balls, since Jeffrey was moving down the shaft. Coast. Same difference.
It was kind of a shame that I shoved Jeffrey’s face into the cake instead of eating it, but it was definitely worth the trouble!

I gave my brother a party Saturday for his 18^th birthday. I ordered a cake from Sweet N nasty. I designed my own cake which was pretty cool. I paid for it over the phone which was very convenient. I ordered a chocolate cake with chocolate breast. It also had cute chocolate vagina’s and butts. lol The cake was very delicious. My brother loved the cake yet he loved the exotic dancer more.
When I picked up the cake, I also purchased some chocolate breast, butts, penis and vagina’s. I am sorry to say this but I really loved eating the chocolate vagina’s. My cousin and I looked around the store for a hour and we especially loved the penis piñata and the candy thongs. If I could, I would spend my whole check in Sweet N Nasty. I have not been in that store for years. What an improvement! They have a large selection of erotic cakes, chocolates, greeting cards, toys and other miscellaneous items. If you want an erotic cake, do not hesitate to go to Sweet N Nasty!

Under the roof of Sweet ‘n Nasty, two categorically different types of enjoyment come together for a one-​stop shopping experience quite unlike any other you’ll find in Boston. Progressive, innovative and delicious in concept you’ll find things that will make you blush, things that will give you cavities and things that are meant to be good only when shared. Sometimes, these are all the SAME thing.
And after the novelty of naughty-​meets– nosh has worn off though, it seems you are left with a very small store that is stuffed to the gills with adult toys, penis and vagina-​shaped everything (straws, lollipops… you name it) and a small display of cakes and cupcakes that just looks really out of place. A bakery case with a backdrop of giant blowup dolls. Like an after thought. A strange, sweet, bizarre after thought. Still, we partook in at least one half of the namesake. One delightful little cookies-​and-​cream cupcake later, and we were out the door, left with only our giggles and sweet treats. Nothing nasty for us today.
In theory, Sweet ‘n Nasty is as unique and innovative as you can get in this town when it comes to guilty pleasures. But I’d sooner trump the convenience card for the practicality and old-​fashioned method of purchasing my sweets and my nastys in their own respective places of business. Bakeries and sex shops.

Sweet ‘n’ Nasty became downright NASTY in my book after our scavenger hunt experience. See Jen H’s review below (I played Group Member #2).
Let’s face it — Boston is a dynamic city with LOTS of young people, so you have to expect the sort of antics that culture creates — scavenger hunts, flash mobs, and other tomfoolery. And certain popular establishments are going to be the targets of these shenanigans. The Bull and Finch at the Hampshire House (i.e. «Cheers») is a prime example, and when eight of us went tromping down the stairs to ask the bartender to hold up a «Norm» sign for us, the bartender and hostess were as helpful as could be. Not so much at not-​so-​Sweet ‘n’ Nasty
You’d think a shop like Sweet ‘n’ Nasty would be thrilled they had such name recognition to show up on a scavenger hunt. And what great marketing — they were just introduced to twenty new potential customers via this scavenger hunt. If they had just smiled and been helpful, I can guarantee most of us would have been back as paying customers. Now not only did they lose twenty potential (and former) customers, but they also got twenty pissed off Unilocalers telling their friends to avoid the place.
And now I need to find a new place that sells penis cakes…

As if it wasn’t too obvious already, I haven’t been in many shops of sexual-​related innuendo. In fact, the only sex-​related store in my hometown is actually in the next town over, and someone would take pictures of people coming in and out and harass them. The onus was to stay away. Yay sexual repression!
Anyways, Jen H. has the story down right (I’m Group Member #5, if anyone ever needs advice on how to play me in the eventual movie adaption). On top of that, the price seemed a bit steep for what amounted to a regular, mid-​grade condom with a funny cardboard label.
I’m not one for penis cakes, so I really can’t judge that, but overall, I wouldn’t come back. The attitude and the prices aren’t worth it, and the clerks just seemed annoyed that, god forbid, we came in, even after we bought some stuff.

Screw this place. Soooo rude.
We were in here on a scavenger hunt and they yelled at us. I heard later they told an other team «we don’t like scavenger hunts.»
Whatever. We were BUYING stuff. We weren’t stealing. Or loitering. Or anything like that.
We were fun. And friendly. And polite.
You cannot own a sex shop and not expect your clientele to get a little silly from time to time. COME ON, you sell cock cakes for crying out loud!
Speaking of cake… I had a cupcake. Vanilla/​vanilla with flesh colored (white chocolate) penises. Eh… is was okay… it was fairly moist, I suppose… but the frosting tastes more like butter with sugar than butter frosting and was too sweet. The cake itself was also too sweet and the little white choc cocks were mediocre at best. It was tasty, for sure, but not tasty enough and much too sweet.
The shop itself is a neat little novelty. Lots of candies and chocolates and the like shaped like penises and vulva and boobs… a small little section of actual sex toys, to complete the theme, and a little counter showcasing a few premade baked treats.
(P.S. About the rude… to preface… we must have gone in a dozen business and come into contact with hundreds of people and even the disinterested people weren’t rude… everyone else reacted to us just fine, so I doubt it was us.)
Moral of the Story: Ladies… be careful who you are rude to. It might just wind up being a giant group of Unilocalers. I’m sure there will be more reviews and updates to come. Your store might be sweet and nasty… but your attitude is just sour.

Next time your friend /​partner /​mother /​chiropracter says…
«Go suck a dick»
.you know where to come.
They’re cheap too, like you.

I’ve been meaning to review this place for a while but I wanted to visit one more time for the full experience, as opposed to the brief embarrassed stop that was my visit freshman year.
It’s pretty much exactly what I remember. A slightly bored girl behind the counter and lots of ridiculous candies/​sexual items. I wouldn’t go here for the vibrators and such, I just appreciate it for it’s specialty– the chocolates and baked goods.
Though I didn’t buy a cake here, I got inspiration from the ones on display and furnished my decorations here. See the picture!