Clean Machine

You’re better off donating your money to a church, there’s a better chance god will come down and hose your car down than this place actually delivering the services it promises. After several botched attempts to wash my car, and having met resistance at every step of the way, this place is the proverbial «if I could give it 0 stars I would!!! Grrrr!!!» place if there ever was one. Let’s count the fuck ups for fun! Let’s see, small abrasives found in the brushes that scratched my car, no soap when you choose the «bubble brush» option, soapy water coming out the the «rinse» option, a pigeon family perched above stall 3(?) that patiently waits to plop shit on your car after the rinse stage, and finally the «refund» box that is secretly laughing inside cause he knows the owner of this place put a sign up that says «refund» when he really meant the sign to say «Fuck You.» I’ve learned my lesson, never coming back again.